Countdown.
Best thing about the College Football Playoff. Now that the game is over, we know it’s not much more than a month until #MLB spring training starts.
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Tonight was really as it turned out, the Southern U.S. Football Championship. A week and a half after the big bowls. So did anyone outside the South who doesn’t have money on the game really care?
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The real winners of last night’s Golden Globes hosted by Ricky Gervais? Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, who can now REALLY name their own price.
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Amazing how many stayed in TCF Bank Stadium to bitter end of #Vikings game. Though most fans may have been frozen to seats. #SEAvsMIN
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Johnny Manziel now seems to have disappeared and not even the Browns know where he is. Even Lindsay Lohan is beginning to think this guy needs help.
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Monday on the New York City subway is #NoPantsDay. Which means Tuesday on the subway is #BringHandiWipesDay
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ESPN reported that several Denver Broncos players said today that while they are angry at Steelers’ center Cody Wallace for what they perceive as a dirty hit last month, they wouldn’t hurt the team with an ill-timed penalty.
Uh, who goes into any game saying they plan to lose the game over an ill-timed penalty?
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Adam Jones, still upset over the end of the Steelers-Bengals game and his personal foul penalty, claims that Antonio Brown flopped, and today said “He deserved a Grammy Award for that. I know if you just got knocked out you ain’t going to be able to wink and tell me you’re OK.”
A Grammy? Sounds like Pacman’s awareness of pop culture is at about the same level as his self control.
The SF 49ers have been granted permission to speak to former NY Giants coach Tom Coughlin, 70. Makes sense. Coughlin can sign a 4 year contract, and then working under Jed York and Trent Baalke, retire when he gets fired at 71.
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When sitting on hold for a long time to make a reservation, always wish just once that instead of saying, “Due to the high demand…”, companies would just be honest: “Due to the fact we don’t want to pay enough people to answer the phones….
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Donald Trump is bragging how he got the Manchester Union Leader removed as a sponsor of the next GOP debate. So apparently while he and other candidates are focusing on the 2nd amendment, it’s okay to trample on the first?
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Laissez les bonne temps roulez – Bobby Jindal is no longer governor of Louisiana.
Now what? At least since his campaign collapsing early Jindal has a good chance to be hired as a media pundit explaining why several other candidates have no chance.
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A Conn. rookie police officer has resigned and been charged with 1st degree larceny after saying he needed time off with pay for U.S.Army Reserves duty in December, when he was actually going to Hawaii with his girlfriend.
So he’s a cop, and a young man, and in this social media age he still figured there was no chance he’d get caught…. #cantfixstupid Your move, Florida.
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And seriously, R.I.P. David Bowie. How many musicians manage to be relevant across the generations? Give the man credit. Not only did he change music in many ways, Bowie also, in a 24-7 internet celebrity-focused age, managed to fight a long battle with terminal cancer without the tabloids and various other media picking up on or publicizing it. Godspeed, Major Tom.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
January 13, 2016 at 6:19 am
Best thing about the College Football Playoff. Now that the game is over, we know it’s not much more than a month until #MLB spring training starts.
Feb. 18.