Archive for December 18, 2015

A little good news

December 18, 2015

Martin Shkreli, the infamous CEO of Turing Pharma who raised the price of an AIDS pill by over 5,000% was arrested today on charges of securities fraud. Mean bitch karma for the win!

 

Disney has announced that due to security concerns, visitors over the age of 14 will no longer be able to wear costumes in their theme parks, even on Halloween. Well, that’s just Goofy.

 

New Walt Disney theme park enhanced security will mean no costumes, no toy guns (including light sabers?), and metal detectors at the entrances. Although if they really want to keep people safe Disney could just threaten anyone arrested as a terror suspect with being locked for hours inside “It’s a Small World.” ‪#‎torture‬

So will ‪#‎Adele‬‘s next sad song be about trying to buy tickets to her own concerts?

 

The San Francisco school district apparently got an email threat similar to the one sent to Los Angeles and NY, but decided to stay open. So sorry kids, looks like closing down your school is no longer an alternative to studying for finals.

According to TMZ, RIchard Simmons has refused to go out in public for two years because he no longer wants to be famous. And most Americans at this point are saying “Who?”

Two quarterbacks in a week have decided to transfer from Texas A&M. And at 49ers headquarters Kaepernick and Gabbert are wondering “You can do that?”

Glenn Beck says if Donald Trump is nominated – “you are going to see an end to the Republican Party.” Hmm. Promise?

 

Ben Carson is canceling planned trips to Israel, Nigeria, Kenya and Zambia, citing “security concerns.” So the good Doctor can stay in the U.S. and slam President Obama for not providing courageous leadership?

 

 

When police arrested two suspects for allegedly stealing Amazon packages off of porches, one of them had a nicely written daily “to do” list with her – including “kiss mom n tell her she’s loved, ” (aw) “shop-lift” (‪#‎cantfixstupid‬) And no, not Florida. San Diego.

 

 

 

 

From T.C. “MLB Commissioner Manfred has upheld the ban on Pete Rose being associated with any Major League baseball team. Rose is considering applying for a position with The Seattle Mariners.”

 

Oops

December 18, 2015

This post failed to load last night. Blame technology. Or the operator…. Or Obama.

A Modesto man is recovering in the hospital after being accidentally shot.  In a firearms-safety class. By the instructor.  #Cantfixstupid #ifonlyhewerearmed  #youcannotmakethisstuffup

Browns coach Mike Pettine says he doesn’t c-onsider Russell Wilson one of the “two, three, four, elite” QBs in the NFL. And Cleveland is heading to Seattle for a game Sunday. Two thoughts: 1. This should be fun. 2. How would Pettine know what an elite QB is?

The NE Patriots cut short a Tom Brady press conference today because reporters were asking too many questions about Donald Trump. Really, why couldn’t they stick to the important stuff like “Deflategate?”

Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer is now facing criticism for a $7 million holiday party last week. The party which had a Gatsby theme, was titled “The Roaring 20th Year End Party 2015.” And Mayer sat on a white throne-like chair during the party to pose for pictures with employees.
Give Marissa credit, she is proving that women CEO’s can be equally as clueless as men.

A warrant has been issued for the arrest of Ethan Couch, the “affluenza” teen who killed 4 people while driving drunk in 2013 at the age of 16, and got a judge to let him off with probation. This after Couch was seen on video playing beer pong and missed a meeting with his probation officer. Texas Police believe he and his mother have skipped town.

So congrats to all those who had December 2015 in the pool.

So a thought about Ted Cruz and his seeming passion to return to the days of our founding fathers with the Constitution: So when is Cruz going to do something truly in keeping with the spirit of the times and challenge an opponent to a Hamilton-Burr type duel?

 

The Fed has raised interest rates 1/4 percent. So everyone getting pennies a month right now on your savings account, you’ll now be getting MORE pennies. (Although no doubt credit card companies will jack up rates a few percent.)

 

The morning after the CNN GOP debate, all the candidates are claiming that “THEY” won the evening. Just once it would be fun to hear someone say “Hey, I really sucked last night.”

Wheaton College, a Christian school, suspended tenured political science professor Larycia Hawkins after she wore a hijab to show support for Muslims and posted on FB “”I stand in religious solidarity with Muslims because they, like me, a Christian, are people of the book,”
Now if she had only done something truly American in response to recent shootings, like carrying a gun to class.

 

Senate Intelligence Committee Chair Richard Burr is asking to review the GOP debate transcript because Ted Cruz commented about the % of phone numbers under surveillance – that information is classified.
Meanwhile, no doubt Cruz will be back today to ranting about Hillary’s email server.

 

At a town hall today, Hillary Clinton was asked if she would “rather be President or Beyonce?” Waiting for one of the GOP candidates to say “Taylor Swift is better.”