Excuses, excuses
You know, Hillary Clinton might have done a lot better with this whole email server thing if she said she had just done it to see if Bill was trying to sign up for an Ashley Madison account.
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Bobby Jindal has said a lot of dumb things. But his comment today about Trump isn’t one of them #creditwherecreditisdue
“But you know why he hasn’t read the Bible? Because he’s not in it.”
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Former NBC News anchor Brian Williams will be back on the air with MSNBC Sept. 22. Can’t wait to hear about what exciting things Williams has been doing during his six-month suspension.
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Little League is changing their age determination to Aug. 31, from the April 30 date it has been since 2005. (Before that it was Aug 1.) Which means kids must be 12 in August to play in the LLWS.
So wonder how many baseball parents will suddenly change their family planning to aim for July and August rather than March and April babies. #youthinkiamkidding? #nojoke
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Opening NFL night, So let’s see, we had the Patriots QB who started dating his model wife around the time he got his ex-girlfriend pregnant with their child, and the Steelers QB who has twice been accused of rape. Who was a woman to root against?
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The Warriors’ Draymond Green just donated $3.1 million to his alma mater, Michigan State. $3.1 million?!! At some universities that’s enough to cover a whole year’s salary to all the football team.
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Recently released emails show the Bush White House response to 9-11. Including one just after the first plane hit the North Tower. “Turn on CNN …”
So even Bush and company knew not to turn to Fox for real news.
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Memphis today announced a benefit dinner Dec. 28 to honor former men’s basketball coach John Calipari, then hours later announced they would not be recognizing him. Wouldn’t it have been more apt to say the honors would be vacated?
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R.E.M lead singer Michael Stipe, angry that Trump used the band’s “End of the World” song without permission, referred to the Donald as a “sad, attention grabbing, power-hungry little man.” Wow. If Stipe gets tired of music, he might have a real future in political speech writing.
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Fox just bought a majority stake in National Geographic. Is it more shocking that Fox might believe in the magazine. Or that they might believe in science?
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From Sarah Palin’s Wednesday speech, as noted by Rachel Maddow,
So up there in Alaska, across the way Russia. You know there is a name for this taking advantage of America. There is a Russian name for that. And it is called ‘fortushka.’ And that means Obama’s window of opportunity. So as Obama leads from behind the skirt of his right-hand man, Valerie Jarrett, then it’s up to Congress to close that window. He may propose. You dispose, Congress. You gotta be in it to win it because we want peace. With unapologetic mighty red, white, and blue, will have peace.”
Is this what Sarah meant about “speaking American?”
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From T.C. “McDonald’s has announced they will be serving eggs from cage-free chickens in the future. However, the workers in the drive-thru lines still have to remain in their cages except for two 15 minute breaks.”
Tags: Brady jokes, Clinton jokes, Janice Hough, little league jokes, NFL jokes, Trump jokes
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September 11, 2015 at 6:31 am
Re: the Steelers’ headset problems last night–OK, we get it, Brady’s untouchable, Is there some way we can fix things so that whenever the Patriots pull stuff like this, Gronk has to have another knee operation?
September 11, 2015 at 9:31 am
i like it. But remember #thepatriotscandonowrong . Sigh
September 11, 2015 at 9:31 am
and thanks for reading and commenting.
September 11, 2015 at 4:28 pm
Sarah must be garbling her own universal language. Desperanto, perhaps?
September 11, 2015 at 4:33 pm
nice!