Turkey day and night
The three NFL games on Thanksgiving were all bad enough some people found themselves forced to actually talk to their relatives.
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FOX is advertising a post-game “Cause for Paws” tonight – “An All-Star Dog Spectacular.”. So are they doing a show on the #NFCSouth
Were the #49ers tonight trying to earn a transfer to the #NFCSouth?
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49ers coach Jim Harbaugh at halftime. “We’re going to show up this half.”. So no one told San Francisco they needed to show up in the first half?
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49ers owner Jed York tweeted out at the end of the game “Thank you #49ersfaithful for coming out strong tonight. This performance wasn’t acceptable. I apologize for that.” Wonder if both fans left in the stands appreciated the sentiment?
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As for the middle game, it would have taken a lot more than one #buttfumble today to save the #Cowboys. #PHIvsDAL
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There are moments when I think it would have been nice to have a daughter. Then I watch the #Dallascowboys cheerleaders. And think – their parents must be so proud.
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In Siberia, when an airplane’s brakes froze, passengers helped push their own plane on a snow-covered runway. And in the U.S., airlines thought… hmm, how can we use this idea to cut costs this winter?
Oil prices fell to under $70 a barrel today. Which means somehow airlines will find a way to spin that to increase fuel surcharges.
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Just a thought. Many people are upset about the idea of Thanksgiving shopping because it means others are working on the holiday. But no one’s been screaming about folks working at airlines, hotels, restaurants, and, if you’ve forgotten something for dinner, grocery stores.
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers apparently served colored water masquerading as tequila. Makes sense. The Bucs are also masquerading as an NFL team.
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But really? What were they thinking? If someone wants to drink colored water there’s always Bud Light.
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The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade was a success today with no balloon malfunctions. And on a holiday it would be uncharitable to make a Chris Christie joke here.
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P.D.James, 94 has passed away. If you’re a mystery reader who knows her books, you know how sad this is. If you’re a mystery reader who hasn’t read her books… you have a lot of potential treats in store. #AdamDagliesh
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Bus to hell time. A man hiking in New Jersey took a series of five pictures on his cellphone of a black bear before the bear attacked and mauled him to death. Guess he should have stopped at four?
(my friend Marty B. calls it “a Kodiak moment.”)
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Tags: 49ers jokes, airline jokes, Janice Hough, NFL jokes, Thanksgiving jokes
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November 28, 2014 at 5:24 am
P.D.James, 94 has passed away. If you’re a mystery reader who knows her books, you know how sad this is. If you’re a mystery reader who hasn’t read her books… you have a lot of potential treats in store. #AdamDagliesh
RIP. Great stories.