Orange Tuesday?

President Obama could end this showdown with Boehner today by issuing an executive order saying that due to the FDA inspector furloughs all tanning salons must be shut immediately.

I do hope Americans who support the Tea Party’s shutting down the government will show their solidarity by not using interstate highways, taking airline flights, cashing Social Security checks etc….

The government shutdown apparently might result in the cancellation of the Air Force-Army football game this weekend. Now we’re getting serious. If by some chance this thing start affecting the NFL Americans will storm the barricades for a resolution.

It’s not just Lane Kiffin who’s unemployed. UConn just let Paul Pasqualoni go after an 0-4 start. The number one reaction? UConn has a football team.

The U.C. Berkeley campus was closed last night due to a power outage caused by a chemical spill and explosion. This is not be be confused with the power outage suffered last Saturday by the Cal football team at Eugene.

If this keeps up John Boehner may actually make many of us miss Newt Gingrich.

Just wondering, when we finally end this shutdown, and we will, assume the GOP is okay with the Democrats also following the “will of the people” and shutting down the government again over gun control?

Let’s see, the FCC is shut. Which means Jon Stewart is on the honor system not to say anything too profane this week.

A New Jersey man is facing charges after he texted the wrong number by mistake saying he had 1/4 lb of marijuana for sale. The text ended up going to a detective… Guess that short-term memory loss includes nine-digit numbers.

 

From T.C.  “Sunday’s Raiders game has been pushed back to 8:30pm due to the A’s playoff game on Saturday. Supposedly it takes over 24 hours to remove the sewage from the baseball game and replace it with fresh sewage for football.”

A Pittsburgh win in October? Since when did they start Tuesday Night Football?

But really, the last time the Pirates were in the playoffs was 1992.    How long ago was that?   Bud Selig was saying he would soon step down as acting commissioner.  And we expected Clinton to be the next president.

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5 Comments on “Orange Tuesday?”

  1. Neal Says:

    But really, the last time the Pirates were in the playoffs was 1992. How long ago was that? Bud Selig was saying he would soon step down as acting commissioner. And we expected Clinton to be the next president.

    And Barry Bonds was still with the Pirates.

  2. Stan Kgel Says:

    1992. How long ago was that. Infants born on this date in 2992 can now legally buy & be serveved alcohol.

  3. Stan Kegel Says:

    & servved should be served.

  4. tc in bc Says:

    Tampa Bay pitcher Fernando Rodney found himself locked in a washroom when the lock jammed. He was finally able to open the door when he moved his baseball cap to the “Unlock” position.

    (Google ‘Fernando Rodney images’ if you don’t watch baseball)


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