A picture is worth at least 100 words…

So who’s the least plausible human here?

A scary thought, they’ve all written books.


According to the Freeh report, Penn State Board of Trustees Chairman Steve Garban was briefed at least twice about the Sandusky case but didn’t inform other board members. Today Garban resigned, saying the past months have been “some of the most painful of my life.” “I feel so sorry for him” – said absolutely no one.



NBA commissioner David Stern now says the league is looking to add revenue by permitting “small ” advertising patches on uniforms starting in the 2013-14 season. Translation, by 2020, Nascar move over.

Freudian? The Polynesian Cultural Center on Oahu is run by the Mormon church. On my smartphone emails from them show up abbreviated as “Polynesian Cult.”

Some conservatives love to say how almost 50 percent of Americans pay no federal income tax.

And at least in 2009 that number might have included a certain Presidential candidate….

Ann Romney on ABC News: “we’ve given all you people need to know” about the family’s finances. Guess this is her version of “Only the little people release tax returns.”

Former “24” star Kiefer Sutherland is now appearing in a new ad for Axe body spray. Will he now say, for example, that the spray will keep you “cool and confident” between 900p and 1000pm?


-Rumor has it that aspiring actress Yolanda Pecoraro, a Scientologist, may be the next Tom Cruise. Wonder if they’re just waiting for a couch and a contract.


From my friend Michael Hayne “Maybe Romney’s tax returns are on the roof of his car.” Personally I’m thinking maybe they were on the roof, but the dog ate them.



Actor Fred Willard, known for “Best in Show” and “Anchorman” has been arrested on suspicion of committing a lewd act at a Hollywood adult theater. (He was alone at the time.) Uh, why else would one go to an adult theater?

So Fred Willard was caught doing what I always presumed men went to adult theaters to do. Isn’t it nice to know the L.A.P.D. has crime so well in hand that they have time to take care of these things?

Forget the economy, weather and wars, here’s a real sign of the apocalypse: Of the five highest paid TV actresses, two are Kardashians – Kim ($18 million) and Khloe ($11 million.)

SF Giants today 1 for 8 with RISP (Runners in scoring position, ie, at second base or beyond.)  Which has been a problem for most of the season.    But okay, at 1 for 8,  should we really say “in scoring position?”  More like in “standing” or “stranding” position.

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5 Comments on “A picture is worth at least 100 words…”

  1. Ben Says:

    Fred Willard – (any relation to Willard Romney?) says that getting arrested is priceless, but for adult movies – he uses MASTURCARD.

  2. Berney Says:

    Thank you for sending us Cody Ross….. 🙂

  3. tc Says:

    “NBA commissioner David Stern now says the league is looking to add revenue by permitting “small ” advertising patches on uniforms starting in the 2013-14 season. Translation, by 2020, Nascar move over”

    This will open the doors to The Chicago Red Bulls,Orlando Magic Kingdom, Denver McNuggets, LA Frosted Flakers & Sacramento Burger Kings. Personally. I’d like to see The Houston Rocket Scientists.

  4. Bill Williams Says:

    “… most painful in his life…” He should try taking it up the a** when you’re twelve.

  5. Frank Workman Says:

    Clue me in — who is that in the picture with the Gingriches?

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