In-Decision.
The Dwight Howard potential trade mess drags on, and on…. At this point Howard might have a better reputation if he had just made a decision and announced it on an ESPN special.
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As #Retroactive retirement now becomes part of the controversy over when exactly Mitt Romney left Bain, some GOP leaders have to be thinking “Wait a minute, John McCain was supposed to be the candidate with the memory problem.”
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Actually is it too soon to nominate “retroactive retirement” as the phrase of the year?
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With all this discussion as to whether or not Penn State’s football program should at least temporarily receive the “Death Penalty,” here’s a question – if it had been a school without the national reputation and bowl records, would this even be a debate?
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On the first pitch of Sundays SF Giants Houston Astros game, Jordan Schafer tried to bunt to break up Cain’s perfect game.
(he bunted foul, and ended up making an out, but Cain gave up a hit in the third.)
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A 3-year-old Indiana boy apparently accidentally shot and killed his father after finding the man’s loaded handgun. Stand by for the NRA’s announcement – “Guns don’t kill people, toddlers kill people.”
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Mitt Romney released a negative ad against President Obama accusing him of negativity. Standby for the next Obama ad accusing Romney of going negative in response to their criticism, and then the next negative Romney ad in response to that…. (Sometimes it’s nice not to live in a swing state.)
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Looks like Jeremy Lin is heading to Houston. Standby for “Y’aLL-insanity.”
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Jason Kidd arrested for DUI after crashing his car into a light pole last night. Over-under on the number of “driving the lane” jokes this week?
(From Marty Burtwell, “he had one too many triple-doubles.”)
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Rolling Stones celebrated their 50th anniversary last week. With perhaps a rousing chorus of “You Can’t Always Remember What You Want?”
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Actress Celeste Holm has passed away at the age of 95. This is shocking. Celeste Holm was still alive?
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
July 16, 2012 at 4:27 am
Jason Kidd got a DWI. He tried to pass the sobriety test but it got picked off.
July 16, 2012 at 11:40 am
“Jason Kidd arrested for DUI after crashing his car into a light pole last night. Over-under on the number of “driving the lane” jokes this week?”
When cop pulled him over, he asked Kidd, “How many letters in Horse?”
July 16, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Just watched Jay Cutler’s rendition of Take Me Out to the Ball Game.
His singing is flatter than his passes.
Look out William Hung, especially if Jay remembers lyrics to the song he’s singing.
For his encore performance, the Cubs will hand out free ear plugs to the first 41,159 fans.
Residents on Waveland Ave all slammed their windows shut. This was during the current unbearable heat wave.
Cutler looked appreciative that he wasn’t booed, like he does at his regular day job.
Another Theo Epstein sign up bombs.
That noise you hear is Harry Caray rolling over and covering his ears.
http://www.wgntv.com/videogallery/71072298/Sports/Jay-Cutler-sings-the-7th-Inning-Stretch