Alas poor George,
“Lonesome George,” the last Galapagos tortoise of his subspecies, died last weekend at the approximate age of 100. Or as Larry King said, “So young.”
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Some lawyers think Jerry Sandusky has grounds for an inadequate counsel appeal after his attorney Joe Amendola said he’d “die of a heart attack” if his client were acquitted of all charges. Uh, “inadequate counsel,” or being so guilty even your lawyer knows it?
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But really, even if Sandusky’s case is overturned on appeal, who’s the former coach going to find to represent him. Even John Edwards is thinking “This guy is a sleazy douchebag.”
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From Gary M. ” Sandusky is hoping to be assigned to a minimum security seminary.”
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Many Americans on both sides of the aisle are anxiously awaiting the Supreme Court ruling on Obamacare. Got to love it, such a major decision on our nation’s healthcare will be made by nine men and women with jobs, and benefits, for life.
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Mitt Romney is spending the weekend in Park City at his “Victory Leadership Retreat” for donors who have contributed at least $50,000 to the campaign. Privately Mitt refers to this as his middle-class outreach program.
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Random midnight thought: If Kindles and other E-readers take over from paper volumes, what happens to book signings?
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A 6,000-acre fire south of Salt Lake City was believed to have started at a target-shooting range. The NRA immediately put out a statement: Guns don’t start fires, people start fires.
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Walking into Home Depot gives me an idea of how men must feel walking into a Sephora.
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Rick Perry, on Obama’s first use of executive privilege: “You have a president who is using his executive privilege to keep information from Congress. If that’s not Nixonian, then I don’t know what is.” Uh, where was the Texas governor when George W. Bush was invoking his executive privilege… six times?
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Jeopardy’s Alex Trebek is expected to make a full recovery after a mild heart attack. This fortunately despite a slight delay when the 911 operator asked him to phrase his request in the form of a question.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
June 25, 2012 at 11:28 am
A Kenya Airways passenger died en route from Amsterdam. Attendants laid and covered the body across three seats. After complaining, a woman sitting next to him was given a partial refund on her fare. However, the deceased’s family will be billed for 2 extra seats, plus 2 blankets. The pillow was complimentary.
Watch for Kenya Air ads to claim “People are dying to fly with us”.
June 25, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Does their pre-boarding procedure include a wake?
The woman got a partial refund…claims that she’s been stiffed.
That can’t be an unusual event. Is that the usual procedure for an airline when they ‘lose’ one?
June 25, 2012 at 5:48 pm
Hey Gary, how’s our cross border neighbor?
In North America, if the cadaver is unclaimed, the airline (always looking to generate revenue) sells it to the creators of “Weekend at Bernie’s.
June 25, 2012 at 2:28 pm
““Lonesome George,” the last Galapagos tortoise of his subspecies, died last weekend at the approximate age of 100. Or as Larry King said, “So young.””
On his tombstone: “It’s soup, yet!”
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“Random midnight thought: If Kindles and other E-readers take over from paper volumes, what happens to book signings?”
i’ve heard book plates, but then what happens to it? Scrap book? Scan it onto a computer? I’m going to one in Aug. so I’ll see what is being signed.