NFL – Never Finished (with) Lawyers?
Anyone else think this endless NFL negotiation coverage on ESPN is beginning to feel like being at a endless dinner party with a squabbling couple? The argument is no longer interesting and you just want to be done hearing about it.
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Today’s vote by the owners was 31 to 0 with Al Davis abstaining. At least, we think he was abstaining. He may have just been taking a nap.
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A Los Angeles traffic officer has been fired for appearing in uniform in a pornographic film. Insert nightstick joke here.
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According to court filings, Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn’t want to pay Maria Shriver spousal support. Well, this could make a certain amount of sense – Arnold may have no idea how many child support payments are ahead of him.
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Photos are circulating on the internet of Sarah Palin’s newest daughter-in-law, Britta, at her baby shower. The very pregnant 21 year old woman was married to Palin’s son Track in May. Of this year. Got to love that abstinence-only education.
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A Turkish team has confirmed they have talked with Kobe Bryant’s agent about the Lakers’ star playing in Istanbul if the NBA season is cancelled. Makes sense, Turkey has great jewelry stores.
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In an interview with Fortune magazine, apparently former Harvard President Larry Summers referred to the Winklevoss twins as “a**holes.” Well, it takes one….
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Sarah Palin to the rescue of the mainstream media? Really. She says she wants to “help” them: “I have a journalism degree. That is what I studied. I understand that this cornerstone of our democracy is a free press, is sound journalism. I want to help them build back their reputation and allow Americans to be able to trust what it is that they’re reporting.”
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Meanwhile, from the ridiculous to the sublime as far as quotes: As compromise becomes a dirty word in Washington, have to wonder if Yeats anticipated this debt ceiling mess – ‘Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.” And then “the best lack all conviction, while the worst /Are full of passionate intensity.”
Asked whether she still believes homosexuality is a choice, Michele Bachmann responded “I am running for the presidency of the United States. I am not running to be anyone’s judge.” Maybe, but she is running to appoint everyone’s judges.
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Steve Williams told CNN he was disappointed and shocked that he was fired by Tiger Woods, especially “given the fact of my loyalty and the way that I stood by this guy through thick and thin ..And the timing of it is very poor, from my perspective.” Over-under on how long it takes Williams’ book on Tiger to come out?
Josh Hamilton will start wearing special sunglasses since he said he learned that blue eyes make it harder to hit the ball in the daytime. Mariners fans are wondering, maybe blue uniforms make it harder to hit the ball in the daytime AND nighttime?
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
July 22, 2011 at 7:25 am
“Meanwhile, from the ridiculous to the sublime as far as quotes: As compromise becomes a dirty word in Washington, have to wonder if Yeats anticipated this debt ceiling mess – ‘Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.” And then “the best lack all conviction, while the worst /Are full of passionate intensity.”
Shakespeare said it best, “Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win for fearing to attempt.”
July 22, 2011 at 8:32 am
“Mariners fans are wondering, maybe blue uniforms make it harder to hit the ball in the daytime AND nighttime?”
Blue uniforms certainly aren’t helping, and neither are the white canes.
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“A Los Angeles traffic officer has been fired for appearing in uniform in a pornographic film. Insert nightstick joke here.”
According to the LA times, the officer was on duty while participating in the film. Maybe his defense is that he was protecting and servicing?
July 22, 2011 at 1:41 pm
I read that some Arizonans are upset because meteorologists are using the Arabic word “haboobs” to refer to blinding sandstorms that have been hitting the state. Ya know, I just have to laugh at these yahoos: “Ha Boobs.”