Rehab express:
After his confession Monday, Anthony Weiner announced Saturday that he has requested a leave of absence from Congress while he enters rehab at an undisclosed location. So congratulations to all those who had “five days” in the pool.
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And what make Weiner decide to enter rehab? Repairing his image, redemption, or the chance to meet and tweet Lindsay Lohan?
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What a guy. Anthony Weiner now says that he did have online contact with a 17-year-old girl but said the communications were “neither explicit nor indecent.” Right, it was just the communications with the other dozen women that were both explicit and indecent.
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Harold Camping, the radio preacher who predicted the end of the world last month, has been hospitalized after suffering a stroke at his Northern California home Thursday night. Apparently he is in stable condition but cannot speak. Guess even God gets to the point sometimes of saying “STFU.”
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Reporters are pouring through tens of thousands of recently released Sarah Palin emails. Wonder how many of the fundraising ones begin “Dear friend, I am writing to you about an urgent matter of a confidential nature….”
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Former Trojans and current Seahawk coach Pete Carroll said that USC’s losing their 2004 was “unfortunate.” Although he added, the “most unfortunate thing … kids that were in junior high at the time, or in grade school, are paying the price for it.” Although Carroll didn’t suggest that NCAA actually punish the guilty – by say, levying serious fines on the coaches….
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Many viewers thought that “The Bachelorette’s” William’s jokes about insecure Ashley were the most ill-conceived and embarrassing standup routine of the year. But Tracy Morgan just took care of that.
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Most asked question these days in Washington, D.C., to iPhone customer service. “Uh, so is there a way to recall and delete texts and pictures?”
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Marc Ragovin’s take on my joke about British royalty:
Queen Elizabeth’s husband, Prince Phillip, just turned 90, making him the second-longest serving consort of a monarch in history, right behind Stedman Graham.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
June 12, 2011 at 7:33 am
The nationally televised game tonight features the Giants.
During the 3 1/2 hr rain delay earlier in the week Yanks vs Red Sox, you think ESPN execs were thinking about….. they both play day games today….. nah.
June 12, 2011 at 9:25 am
Stedman has a last name? Suppose he tried to stay out of the spotlight all these years so people like me wouldn’t call him Winfrey?
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Tracy Morgan’s never been funny. I wasn’t even sure that he’s literate, but after his latest faux pas, I know he’s not.
June 12, 2011 at 10:19 am
“Harold Camping, the radio preacher who predicted the end of the world last month, has been hospitalized after suffering a stroke at his Northern California home Thursday night. Apparently he is in stable condition but cannot speak. Guess even God gets to the point sometimes of saying “STFU.”
Goes to show that God has a sense of humor. “Lemme give you a taste of what the end of the world is really like, sucka.”
On deleting texts and photos from cell phones, aren’t they just stored on phone’s chip? Just toss the chip, or the phone.