Bad boys and girls.

So how many Duke haters hate them more now? Since the Blue Devils’ getting trashed by Arizona busted their brackets?


Despite his baggage, apparently nine NFL teams are talking to Cam Newton. Wonder if some day they will make a documentary of this titled “Smart Organizations, Foolish Choices?”

The UConn Huskies, Butler Bulldogs and Arizona Wildcats all advanced to the Elite Eight. Shame the BYU Cougars lost in overtime to Florida. We could have subtitled the next round “Finding out the truth about cats and dogs.”

Although speaking of catch phrases for this tournament, can SOMEONE please come up with something more original than the “Butler did it?”  (I don’t have one yet….maybe “Butler cleaning house?” Suggestions encouraged.

An air traffic controller was suspended at National Airport after he fell asleep on the job. A new rule has thus been implemented – controllers are no longer allow to go out for pre-flight Happy Hours with pilots.

At this point we don’t know if charges will be filed against the air traffic controller who fell asleep at National Airport.  In his defense, the controller said he did have a radio in the background turned to one of Joe Biden’s speeches.

Sarah Palin said today “I’m through whining” about the media. Over-under as to whether this resolution lasts a longer or shorter time than Lindsay Lohan’s latest rehab?

Britney Spears had planned an outdoor concert in San Francisco’s Castro district this weekend, but has cancelled it because of the weather. So several Castro residents are happily sitting back and saying “Cool, that rain dance worked.”

Apparently rumors of a Charlie Sheen book deal were premature. Several publishers have said they rejected the proposal because of Sheen’s high price tag and unpredictable behavior. Hmm… this didn’t kill a similar deal for Sarah Palin.

Michele Bachman is thinking of launching an exploratory committee to run for president in 2012. If it starts seeming like she has any chance at all for the GOP nomination, donations will be pouring in, from Democrats.

Point of clarification, and an alas mostly serious statement:  Just as Bill Clinton’s impeachment was technically not about sex, Barry Bonds’ trial is technically not about steroids. Both were charged with lying to grand juries.

But meanwhile, other MLB players have long moved on to PEDs 2.0.

From Marc Ragovin:

So the New York City Council has renamed the 102 year-old Queensborough Bridge for 86 year-old former mayor, Ed Koch. One is an ancient, crumbling piece of infrastructure. The other’s a bridge.

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4 Comments on “Bad boys and girls.”

  1. Marc Ragovin Says:

    So Amar’e Stoudemire of the Knicks says his poor play of late is due to fatigue. It’s true. In fact he’s so pooped his apostrophe is now a comma

    So a Dulles Airport air traffic controller admitted that he fell asleep the other day when two pilots tried to contact him. I didnt know Amar’e Stoudemire was moonlighting

    At the New York City Department of Education everyone is Waiting For Superman. While on Broadway they’re waiting for Spiderman

  2. Marc Ragovin Says:

    So Elizabeth Taylor has died after a 65 year career in screen and stage. For those too young to remember, she got her start as the first Mary Jane Watson in the preview of Spiderman, Turn Off The Dark

  3. tc Says:

    Re: that air traffic controller that fell asleep at National Airport. So is Ken Griffey Jr still working there, or did he go back to the Mariners as a coach?

  4. Gary Morton Says:

    Despite his baggage, apparently nine NFL teams are talking to Cam Newton…about a loan?

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