Scumbags, scumbags, we got scumbags.
When Good Morning America co-anchor Robin Roberts kept asking Chris Brown about his guilty plea for assaulting girlfriend Rihanna, Brown smashed a window and stormed out of the studio. Yeah, that ought to convince America he’s learned to keep his temper under control.
NFL Commissioner Roger Goddell was quoted as saying “We have not had any discussions or consideration of replacement players.” Or at least none in a room that wasn’t swept clean of potential bugs or other electronic recording devices first.
So if the league does offer jobs to players who aren’t really NFL material, does that mean Carolina Panthers players will be eligible.
The Bachelor, Brad Womack, was not taken to a hospital as first reported. It turns out he actually called 911 from an Austin park when he found a stranger in need of medical attention. This, however, did not prevent Brad from talking to the 911 operator for an hour about his feelings.
The defense Barry Bonds is using in this trial is that he realizes now he used steroids, but really believed his trainer’s telling him that he was taking flaxseed oil and arthritis cream. Hey, this defense would work if he were a college athlete in the SEC.
The latest Fox News controversy has to do with an admitted “error” by the network in their story about the Libyan government using Western journalists as human shields. With all the “Faux” news stories they’ve had lately, it’s a wonder Fox hasn’t found someone to manufacture a fake Kenyan birth certificate.
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Lawrence Taylor was sentenced to six years probation and forced to register as a sex offender for his “encounter” with an underage prostitute who said she was 19. But the girl, speaking through Gloria Allred, now says Taylor should have known she was underage and should go to jail.
LT seems like a scumbag, and he’s being punished for it, but Gloria Allred gives women lawyers a bad name.
(The only woman’ whose best interests she really has at heart is Gloria Allred.)
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Dennis Kucinich now says that President Obama’s taking part in the European coalition’s attack against Qaddafi was an “impeachable offense.” How’d we all like to be flies on the wall at Sarah Palin’s “war room” while they figure out a response to THAT statement?
And now Rand Paul may be jumping into the 2012 Presidential race. Paul, Kucunich, Bachman, Palin…. For political junkies of a certain age, or those who just like political history, Pat Paulson is retrospectively looking more and more like a legitimate candidate.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
March 22, 2011 at 10:16 pm
” When Good Morning America co-anchor Robin Roberts kept asking Chris Brown about his guilty plea for assaulting girlfriend Rihanna, Brown smashed a window and stormed out of the studio. Yeah, that ought to convince America he’s learned to keep his temper under control.”
The operative words here are “kept asking,” an obvious tactic by the network and foil
Robin Roberts to create the news rather than conduct an interview on his next album, which had little news value. The obvious aftermath played out on tabloid news as they planned it, with obvious female reaction, including my wife’s. Nothing like manufacturing consent, as Noam Chomsky would say.
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March 22, 2011 at 11:02 pm
sat down to watch the last 2 min of the los lakers vs los suns and it took 60 min to complete. 3 OTs. los kobes beat los nashes, which got me to thinking, nash should get rid of his locks like kobe. It’s an aerodynamic edge. Yes, this is coming from a Rocket Scientist.
March 23, 2011 at 7:42 am
re: Gloria Allred. She gives women in general a bad name.
March 23, 2011 at 8:50 pm
I always considered Pat Paulson a legitimate candidate.