$30,000 a speech?
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Bristol Palin apparently now will join her mother by starting a career in public speaking. Her fee will apparently be between $15,000 and $30,000 per appearance. So yeah, up to $30,000 for less than an hour’s speech. Yeah, that ought to convince other teenagers that being an unwed mother can derail your life…
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Wonder if Bristol will write her speech down on her palm or a diaper?
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Lakers coach Phil Jackson made some controversial comments indicating that he supports Arizona’s new immigration law. Maybe he was just trying to psych out Steve Nash by getting him worried about being sent back to Canada.
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Florida Marlins shortstop Hanley Ramirez was benched by his manager for not hustling after a ball during Monday night’s game. Did Ramirez forget his first name wasn’t Manny?
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The San Francisco Giants lost their seventh in a row against the Padres, this time 3-1, although the string has included two 1-0 losses, and the Giants have scored a total of nine runs in those seven games. Once again, a case could be made for firing the team hitting coach, but it would probably be tossed out for insufficient evidence.
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New slogan suggestions? –
“SF Giants baseball – if you’ve ever wanted to watch nine pitchers bat in a row.”
“Giants baseball – the best hits in our park are played over the public address speakers,”
“Giants baseball – the best Triple A lineup in the country.”
“Giants baseball – the only PED our starting pitchers need is Prozac.”
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A former Food Network chef was arrested for an alleged “murder for hire” scheme. Shocking. What kind of a chef are you if you can’t figure out how to poison someone yourself?
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USC apparently is paying their new football coach Lane Kiffin $4 million a year. Wow, that’s almost as much as they pay the team.
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A proposed solution to the California budget crisis and the growing phenomenon of trying to buy elections: Tax election advertising spending at a rate of 50%. If some money ends up going to education and staves off critical budget cuts maybe these endless television ads might seem a little more palatable.
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commie pinko time again:
Jerry Brown is now referring to gubernatorial rivals Meg Whitman and Steve Poizner as “the apostles of darkness and ignorance.” Dick Cheney and George W. Bush angrily responded, “Hey wait a minute, we patented those titles.”
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In his endorsement of her for Governor of California, Dick Cheney said ” I believe Meg Whitman can do for California what Ronald Reagan did for America.” Yeah, that’s what some of us are afraid of.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
May 18, 2010 at 9:47 am
When Griffey Jr retires, his teammates are chipping in for a pillow and Giants season tickets as a departing gift. To keep us older fans interested, Giants should consider bringing back all the Alous to sing during the 7th inning stretch. (yep, i’m that old)
May 18, 2010 at 11:13 am
Californians can hope that Cheney will take Meg hunting, soon.
May 18, 2010 at 11:24 am
There are reports that Cleveland Cavaliers player Delonte West has had an affair with Lebron James’ mother. Well it could be worse. He could have slept with Larry Johnson’s Grandmama
May 18, 2010 at 11:32 am
Kind of puts a whole new spin on “mo-fo” doesn’t it?
May 18, 2010 at 11:45 am
The San Francisco Giants lost their seventh in a row against the Padres, this time 3-1, although the string has included two 1-0 losses, and the Giants have scored a total of nine runs in those seven games. Once again, a case could be made for firing the team hitting coach, but it would probably be tossed out for insufficient evidence.
If the Giants and Mariners played this year, only the pillow vendors would be awake?
As noted last week, Zack Greinke is now 1-4, but has an ERA of 2.37. If Cy Young pitched for the Mariners this year, his nickname would be Zack.
The Mariners did fire their hitting coach about 10 days ago. The team responded by winning 2 straight while totaling 13 runs. Prior to that they’d scored 12 runs while losing 8 straight. Currently, they’ve lost 3 straight and 5 of their last 6. They are now on suicide watch in Oakland.
May 18, 2010 at 1:40 pm
So the NBA draft lottery [is tonight] [was last night] [was the other day]. I’m not saying the Clippers are regulars, but they have a pesonal seat license at the podium
May 18, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Re: Bristol Palin will join her mother by starting a career in public speaking.
Her first venture will be part of Nike’s new “Just Do Me” motivational seminars.