Commitment and maturity.
Brett Favre apparently stressed his “commitment” to the Vikings in a team meeting. Commitment? Right. Can you imagine Favre at his wedding? “Do you take this woman…” “Uh, I think I …I’d really like to…. can I get back to you on that?”
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Vin Scully just announced he will return to the Dodgers for his 62th season in 2011. Let’s hope Brett Favre doesn’t find out about this.
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62 seasons? Scully just missed Jamie Moyer’s rookie year.
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”Eat, Pray, Love,” has now taken in $47 million in two weeks in the U.S. Which must mean at least a few dozen men have now seen the movie.
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How warm has it been in much of the U.S.? Given a choice between mowing the lawn and going with their wives to see “Eat, Pray, Love” it looks like some men have actually decided to go to the movie.
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In an open letter to Cincinnati fans, Terrell Owens says he has matured. This might be true . On the other hand, wine in a box matures too, but that still doesn’t mean you want to touch the stuff.
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Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich said Sunday that he won’t rule out returning to politics. If he can find someone offering an office at a fair price.
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Only half of all Republicans and self-identified conservatives favor extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy, a new public opinion poll shows.
In related news, 50 percent of Republicans and self-identified conservatives consider themselves wealthy.
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from t.c.
Tom Hanks to Lou Pinella – “Crying?, crying?… there’s no crying in baseball!!!!” Oh yes there is, say season’s ticket holders of the Pirates, Cubs, Mets, Royals, Mariners and Orioles
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Many Americans say it’s not that they’re anti-Muslim, but a Islamic Center near Ground Zero seems inappropriate near American sacred ground. Well, Turkish Muslims seem to be coping with the McDonalds’ restaurant near the Blue Mosque.
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August 23, 2010 at 2:42 am
Eat. Pray. Love. More like: Watch. Film. Vomit
August 23, 2010 at 6:31 pm
On Friday, Pittsburgh dropped a 7-2 decision to the Mets, thus ensuring their 18th consecutive losing season. Things have gotten so bad that before their recent trial, the Somali Pirates requested that a statement be read into the court record, disavowing any affiliation with the Pittsburgh Pirates.
August 23, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Sammy Sosa has accused the Cubs of disrespecting him by assigning his #21 to a current player. Well someone has a swelled head.
August 23, 2010 at 7:48 pm
In an open letter to Cincinnati fans, Terrell Owens says he has matured. Had he not written it in crayon, he might be more believable.