Commitment and maturity.

Brett Favre apparently stressed his “commitment” to the Vikings in a team meeting. Commitment? Right. Can you imagine Favre at his wedding? “Do you take this woman…” “Uh, I think I …I’d really like to…. can I get back to you on that?”

Vin Scully just announced he will return to the Dodgers for his 62th season in 2011. Let’s hope Brett Favre doesn’t find out about this.

62 seasons? Scully just missed Jamie Moyer’s rookie year.

‎”Eat, Pray, Love,” has now taken in $47 million in two weeks in the U.S. Which must mean at least a few dozen men have now seen the movie.


How warm has it been in much of the U.S.? Given a choice between mowing the lawn and going with their wives to see “Eat, Pray, Love” it looks like some men have actually decided to go to the movie.

In an open letter to Cincinnati fans, Terrell Owens says he has matured. This might be true . On the other hand, wine in a box matures too, but that still doesn’t mean you want to touch the stuff.

Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich said Sunday that he won’t rule out returning to politics. If he can find someone offering an office at a fair price.

Only half of all Republicans and self-identified conservatives favor extending the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy, a new public opinion poll shows.

In related news, 50 percent of Republicans and self-identified conservatives consider themselves wealthy.

from t.c.

Tom Hanks to Lou Pinella – “Crying?, crying?… there’s no crying in baseball!!!!” Oh yes there is, say season’s ticket holders of the Pirates, Cubs, Mets, Royals, Mariners and Orioles

Many Americans say it’s not that they’re anti-Muslim, but a Islamic Center near Ground Zero seems inappropriate near American sacred ground. Well, Turkish Muslims seem to be coping with the McDonalds’ restaurant near the Blue Mosque.

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4 Comments on “Commitment and maturity.”

  1. marc ragovin Says:

    Eat. Pray. Love. More like: Watch. Film. Vomit

  2. Gary Morton Says:

    On Friday, Pittsburgh dropped a 7-2 decision to the Mets, thus ensuring their 18th consecutive losing season. Things have gotten so bad that before their recent trial, the Somali Pirates requested that a statement be read into the court record, disavowing any affiliation with the Pittsburgh Pirates.

  3. marc ragovin Says:

    Sammy Sosa has accused the Cubs of disrespecting him by assigning his #21 to a current player. Well someone has a swelled head.

  4. Gary Morton Says:

    In an open letter to Cincinnati fans, Terrell Owens says he has matured. Had he not written it in crayon, he might be more believable.

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