Hillary Clinton has selected Tim Kaine as her running mate. #YesWeKaine
Donald Trump “Tim Kaine may be fluent in Spanish but he can’t make a taco bowl as good as the one in Trump Tower.”
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So #Panik on DL, #Duffy on DL, and the #SFGiants gold-glove winning shortstop is the one who makes 3 errors in game….#WTF #SFGiants
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If Bochy had resisted the urge to use DH, #Madbum would have been up in bottom of 4th with bases loaded instead of Blanco. #SFGiants.
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Fortunately since he is not pitching Saturday Madison Bumgarner is available to pinch hit.
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RIP #DennisGreen. Stanford fans remember him for the important things – he went 3-0 in Big Games, and his 1990 team upset #1 Notre Dame.
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Many Americans are unaware that #HillaryClinton is a year younger than #DonaldTrump. Maybe because she has an age appropriate spouse?
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Alas, it’s been almost 10 years since we lost the woman who really should have been commenting on Trump’s speech, but her comment on Pat Buchanan’s speech from 1992 will do just fine: “It probably sounded better in the original German.” #MollyIvins
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But here’s the 2016 quote: “I’m overjoyed to see Donald Trump and most Americans embrace most of the issues that I’ve championed for years. My slogan remains America first.” David Duke
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Yep, she’s the Donald’s daughter alright. After her speech last night, Ivanka Trump posted a tweet. About her policies, promises, politics.. ? Nope.
“Shop Ivanka’s look from her #RNC speech” with a link where to buy the dress at Macy’s.
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The dress #IvankaTrump wore for her speech last night, from her own clothing line, was made in China. #MakeAmericaFakeAgain
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#IvankaTrump did look pretty in dress at #RNC from her own clothing line Wonder if she looked like fairy princess to children who made it?
How often do I say this, but well played #STLCards, well played! #silverlining in a tough week. 16 innings against #Dodg-ers. #SFGiants
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Knicks point guard Derrick Rose “With these teams right now, they’re saying us and Golden State are the super teams, and they’re trying not to build that many super teams.”
Uh, is Rose daring the NBA to drug test him?
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One of #Trump‘s tweets last night – “This is a movement.” Yes, a bowel movement. #RNCinCLE
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So in all seriousness, we heard a lot last night about how much Trump’s employees adored him. But I’ve been in the travel industry a long time, never heard any of the love – have gotten things like this direct quote from an unidentified employee at an unidentified Trump hotel – back in 2012 -“Just so you know he does not own the hotel – we all hate his policies!!!!”
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And a contender for airline euphemism for the day, from Southwest. “We continue to manage through lingering disruptions following performance issues across multiple technology systems Wednesday,”
Translation, “We’re still cleaning up from our complete bleeping computer crash.”