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And down the stretch they came.

November 6, 2019

Has any NFL team signed Black Cat from MNF yet? He has mad moves.

An Astros fan friend of mine is attacking Monday morning QBing on AJ Hinch in game 7. And he has a point. If the Saints onside kick to start second half of the Super Bowl had been recovered by the Colts Sean Payton would have been called an idiot.
And if Madison Bumgarner had given up a 2-run home run in the bottom of the 9th to Salvador Perez in 2014, Bruce Bochy would have been pilloried for letting him go so long in game 7.
History tends to judge sports decisions purely on results.

Last night – “Fantastic being in the Great State of Kentucky last night. Vote for Matt Bevin NOW! One of Best Governors in U.S. He will never let you down!”
Tonight – Trump campaign: ‘The President just about dragged Gov. Matt Bevin across the finish line”
Has anyone told Donald that tweets are forever?

Louisiana’s election for governor is Nov 16. Maybe if Trump’s appearance (and security nightmare) at LSU-Alabama game keeps enough Tigers fans from getting in on time for game, Donald can do for Democrat John Bel Edwards what he did for Matt Bevin. 

Umagine if Hillary had just ignored requests to testify on Benghazi?

 

 

Leaving emoluments aside, does anyone really think Donny Jr. wrote a book. And does anyone really think his father read one?

Awful murders of a Mormon family with dual-citizenship in Mexico. But as Trump wants to send “an army” to help fight Mexican drug cartels wonder how he’d feel if some other country wanted to send an army to fight our US mass shooting problem?

I’m a huge Kentucky Derby fan but this might be one of the best finishes out of Louisville I can remember.

Matt Bevin says he “will not concede.” Despite Secretary of State and major networks calling the race.   To be fair, to lose in as red a state as Kentucky, we already knew Bevin had to be a serious loser a**shole.

But the real question about Kentucky…. WWTB?  Who will Trump blame?

Meanwhile Lindsey Graham says he won’t read any of the transcripts because “I think this is a bunch of B.S.” “B.S” = “Blue Sweep?”

Newt Gingrich said the deaths of Americans in Mexican cartel shootout are a ‘wake-up call.’ As opposed to the far greater number of deaths of Americans in the US in mass shootings? 

 

Curses?!

November 4, 2019

The over-under in tonight’s Giants-Cowboys game was 48.5.  Dallas had a 63-yard fumble return in the final seconds for a touchdown in the final seconds of the 4th quarter to win 37-18.  Let the conspiracy theories begin. Or maybe that black cat that ran on the field bet the over. 

Meanwhile, Warriors beat the Blazers tonight at the new Chase Center.  So at least they won’t go 0 for San Francisco

Dolphins RB Mark Walton suspended four games for violating NFL conduct and substance abuse policy. stemming from THREE offseason arrests between January and March of this year.
Miami coach Brian Flores – “people deserve a second chance” and he doesn’t “judge people based on one incident [or] two incidents.” So how many arrests in 3 months WOULD have been too many?

Okay, who had 49ers as the last undefeated team in the NFL?
Now all you liars put your hands down.

Kurt Suzuki says he was ” Just trying to have some fun” with his MAGA hat. “Everybody makes everything political.” Uh, a MAGA hat IS political.

Trump to Nationals this morning “It was looking like it was going to be easy, right? And then something bad happened. To the best of my knowledge you lost three games … we won’t talk about that.”
“Something bad happened?” Hey Astros and Astros fans, not like Trump needs Texas anyway?

Trump thinks by going to the LSU -Alabama game this weekend (on taxpayer dime) that he’s found a sporting event where he won’t get booed.
Uh, let’s see what happens when hard-core fans miss part of the game because security lines just got much much longer and tougher.

 

Maybe Trump is really going to LSU Alabama game so he can throw paper towels to the Alabama hurricane survivors?

Don’t watch DWTS but apparently Sean Spicer is both awful and keeps getting voted through. But if America is going to go back to #VoteForTheWorst better that it’s for reality TV like DWTS or American Idol instead of a Presidential election.

Trump tweets today that there is no whistleblower. He’s right, there appear to be at least seven!

Trump is the first President who thinks we need to release the names of whistleblowers, while also being the first President who doesn’t think HE needs to release his tax returns.

NY Times reports that Giuliani associate Lev Parnas will now cooperate with House and testify about Trump. Per his lawyer -“’Mr. Parnas was very upset by President Trump’s plainly false statement that he did not know him.”
Gosh, throw enough people under the bus and some of them might not only survive but also be p*ssed.

Am I an expert on Kentucky politics? No. Am I sure of one thing? Yes. If Democrat Andy Beshear loses the Governor’s race Trump will take credit, if Beshear wins Trump will blame everyone else.

 

 

Changing seasons

November 3, 2019

With daylight saving time over and many Americans having a hard time staying awake tonight, Sunday Night Football delivers one of the most compelling games of the year.

 

Aaron Rodgers said today’s Packers’ loss to Chargers was “a good slice of humble pie.” Following the Packers” loss to the Ravens, does anyone think Bill Belichick knows what humble pie is?

A whole lot of NFL teams concerned about possibly traveling to wintry Lambeau Field in the playoffs are thinking of sending bouquets to the Chargers.

Mitch Trubisky is making Bears fans miss Jay Cutler.

 

As much as Donald Trump got booed in New York this weekend, it’s a tough call now whether he’s less popular in town than the Jets.

PG&E CEO Bill Johnson asked what he’d say to struggling Californians who lost a lot of food w/ blackouts. “We did give them the opportunity to actually refill their refrigerator ’cause their house is still there.” Amazed he didn’t also say people can buy plenty of cake to eat.

Stephen Miller is reportedly engaged. These days we sometimes hear engagement news and wonder “what gender?” With Miller have to wonder “What species?

So Trump finally gets around to tweeting about California fires and it’s to blame the state and threaten no more Federal aid. Does this mean next President should blame Donald’s new home of Florida for hurricane damage?

Leaving aside general absurdity of Trump’s anti-California  “rake the forests” rant, neither of the two big wildfires currently burning -Maria Fire near Los Angeles nor Kincade Fire in Sonoma County are actually on forest land. Maybe Trump will draw forests on the map with a Sharpie?

After Trump threatened to take Federal funds for fire relief from California, my friend Lewis G. responded “Of course if Gov. Newsom agrees to investigate the Bidens, the aid will be restored immediately.”

 

Adam Schiff should consider changing his legal address to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, since he is living there rent-free in Trump’s head.

Trump and his family claim booing last night at Madison Square Garden was “fake news.” So the same Democrats who couldn’t win in 2016 are organized and smart enough to create hundreds of videos with fake booing sounds?

Pocketed change?

November 2, 2019

One silver lining for Golden State fans with the start of NBA season. It’s looking good for those who were hoping Santa could afford to buy them Warriors tickets at Chase Center for Christmas.

And at the same time, Sacramento Kings manage to knock off Utah Jazz (102-101) and assure there are no winless teams in NBA.

Your move, Dolphins and Bengals.

 

Nationals manager Dave Martinez is Puerto Rican. If Martinez joins the team at the White House will Trump throw paper towels at him?

That moment when a baseball player gives members of Congress a lesson in being a decent American. Sean Doolittle on why he isn’t going to the White House on Monday:
“I have a brother-in-law who has autism, and [Trump] is a guy that mocked a disabled reporter. How would I explain that to him that I hung out with somebody who mocked the way that he talked, or the way that he moves his hands? I can’t get past that stuff” 
But seriously, the link to Doolittle’s interview is worth the read.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2019/11/01/sean-doolittle-declining-white-house-invite-i-dont-want-hang-out-with-somebody-who-talks-like-that/
Wednesday night was World Series Game 7. Thursday night was Thursday night football. Friday was a Joe Buck free day. #smallmercies
So when we do get a Democrat back in the White House will GOP be as steadfast in defending ultimate Executive Privilege?
As many obsess about polls, your reminder that at this time in October 2011, the front runner for GOP nomination against Barack Obama was Herman Cain.
Now Trump says Beto “quit the race like a dog.”. How many Americans now when ” hero dog” Conan visits the White House are hoping that Donald gets bitten?
After Chile pulled out out of hosting UN COP 25 Climate Change Conference next month, Madrid immediately volunteered to host so it would not be cancelled. Time to move Spain up in “Trump Insult Bingo.”

We love a parade….

October 31, 2019

Hey Nationals and Nationals fans. Great World Series victory. Now, want to be even more popular in US? Have more people show up at your victory parade than at Trump’s inauguration.

Joe Buck on the 49ers. “This is a really good 8-0 team.” As opposed to a really bad 8-0 team?

(and he said on a night SF came 6 points from covering the spread.)

NBC Sports Bay Area’s Alex Pavlovic reported SF Giants have “narrowed their search” to three candidates for manager, including “Royals quality control coach Pedro Grifol.” Wait, the 59 and 103 Royals HAD a “quality control coach?”

Steph Curry’s sister angrily tweeted last night “ok the Warriors are what they are and that is what it is… but CHASE fans, y’all gotta do better. They brought it within 12 and 3/4 of y’all were waiting for (BART.) Not okay. And definitely not Oracle.”
Yep, “definitely not Oracle.” Many Oracle fans can’t afford Chase Center.

Well, New Orleans has the most Voodoo queens in the US, but are we sure there isn’t a West Coast one who cursed the Warriors for abandoning Oakland?

Kevin Durant today on ESPN’s First Take said last year’s fight between him and Draymond DID play a role in him leaving the Warriors. “Definitely, for sure. I’m not gonna lie about it.”
So Durant is saying that last year he DID lie about it?

Has there been an NBA team before that almost won three straight championships, and then tanked the next year? Hypothetically speaking.

CNN reports Trump administration reportedly thinking of adding more countries to the travel ban list. Makes sense, when all else fails, expand the hate.

Makes some sense that Trump is moving to Florida. If he ever wants to go to a baseball game, the Marlins don’t have enough fans in the stadium to loudly boo him.

Has anyone told Trump the Nationals used to be the Expos? Canadian immigrants taking American trophies….

Makes some sense that Trump is moving to Florida. If he ever wants to go to a baseball game, the Marlins don’t have enough fans in the stadium to loudly boo him.

Time passage.

October 31, 2019

Pitchers and catchers report in 103 days. But who’s counting?

So while Nationals get a World Series trophy can fans in Montreal get a team back?

 

As an SF Giants fan must say Game 7 of the World Series is a lot more fun without your stomach tied completely in knots.

Lots of grouchy Astros fans over AJ Hinch’s bullpen management tonight. To be fair, not every team has Madison Bumgarner.

RIP Ron Fairly, 81.  It’s been years since he was an announcer for SF Giants .. but how can we forget. “Last night I neglected to mention something that bears repeating?” And “”The wind at Candlestick tonight is blowing with great propensity.”

I know he doesn’t get a ring, but will  Nationals  vote Bryce Harper a playoff share for leaving?

Washington Wizards would like to thank Nationals for winning World Series tonight and distracting DC fans from the fact Wizards scored 158 points in regulation… and LOST.

 

Still crickets from Trump on California fires. Even though Wednesday morning one was  is threatening Reagan Library.   Of course these days wouldn’t Donald call Ronald a “Never Trumper?”

For that matter can anyone remember ANYONE ever challenging Donald on anything without him or her being called a “Never Trumper?”

 

 

Joe Biden was denied communion at a Catholic church in South Carolina. Wonder if the same priest would deny communion to Catholic Newt Gingrich and his former mistress Callista who is now his third wife.

Trump, who despises immigrants and pets, has tweeted ANOTHER picture of the al-Bhagdadi raid’s hero dog. This one photoshopped.
Has anyone told Donald the animal is a GERMAN shepherd?

If Trump wants to photoshop a picture of himself looking like a normal person who likes dogs, why didn’t he photoshop his teenage son into pictures of himself at World Series?

And then there was one (game).

October 29, 2019

Worst thing about a World Series Game 7. 

There’s no chance of a Game 8.

Winter is coming.

Speaking of which, two things MLB is thrilled about. That a home run by Anthony Rendon made a controversial inference call moot. And that the Colorado Rockies are not in the World Series with home field advantage.  https://twitter.com/Rockies/status/1189256049070628865

The “running inside the baseline” rule is enough to make casual baseball fans long for the simplicity of the infield fly rule.

On April 27 of this year, White Sox home game was snowed out. Now Chicago may have snow on Halloween. But sure, there’s no climate change….

World Series Game 7 Wednesday.  Who’s going to be the first pundit to proclaim “Win or Go Home?

New Phillies manager Joe Girardi “It means a lot to me that the fans are behind me.” Too soon to start a pool on the first time he’ll be booed in Philadelphia?

 

If it was a “perfect call,” why not release the audio, not a transcript? Asking for a country.

As GOP tries to swift-boat Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, a Purple Heart recipient, and call him a Never Trumper, remember, they’d go after that “beautiful talented” dog who chased al-Bhagdadi if he growled at Dear Leader.

New fundraising email from Trump, Don Jr. offering a signed copy of “my new book Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us.” Does anyone believe Donnie wrote, or read, a book either?

 

Newt Gingrich “Having been speaker of the House, (Nancy Pelosi) can probably pass this (impeachment) resolution if she’s suicidal, but she’s going to kill their majority.” Well, to be fair if anyone knows about killing a majority with an impeachment inquiry…

Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) discovered that a Republican Senate retreat will be hosted at Trump Hotel in DC,  and that hotel rates will be $1,345 for one night in a “premier” room and $1,395 for a booking in a “deluxe” room. When a one week before the event the cheapest room could be booked for $445.

(And by comparison, the 5 star Mandarin Oriental in DC has rooms starting at $555 that night. And the deluxe Watergate hotel has rooms under $400.)

e·mol·u·ment  –  noun  – a salary, fee, or profit from employment or office.

A heaping serving…

October 28, 2019

Mark your calendars, folks, on December 22, the now 0-7 Miami Dolphins vs 0-8 Cincinnati Bengals. The Christmas turkey will be served early this year.

Two women who flashed their breasts behind home plate,  a stunt that was briefly broadcast on Fox,  during World Series game 5, have been banned from major league ballparks indefinitely.

Wonder how many lousy NFL teams with sagging attendance have offered the women free season tickets?

Warriors vs Pelicans tonight?  I’ll take “games that sounded a lot more marquee before Zion got injured” for $400, Alex.

 

Trump has made his tweet about the K-9 that chased Al-Bhaghadi raid his pinned tweet, complete with a picture.
For all his praise can anyone imagine what would happen if “the beautiful dog” was brought to the White House and Donald actually was asked to pet it?

Now Trump has commended, and tweeted a picture of, the dog injured in the Bhagdadi raid. But he has also said the ISIS leader “died like a dog.” So which is it? This alas is that happens when we have POTUS with no interest in or clue about animals.

If Trump thinks yesterday was an anomaly, he should try showing up at any major sporting event, MLB, NFL, NBA or NHL, instead of just rallies filled with his hand-picked cult members.

Washington Nationals fans probably saved US taxpayers a whole lot of money. After last night’s World Series reception, Trump will probably decide NOT to attend next year’s Olympics.

 

Donald and Melania spent half an hour handing out Halloween candy tonight on the White House lawn, to the tune of “The Addams Family.” Well, the Trumps have the “creepy and kooky” part down.

Your reminder – from Time.com “Before the 2011 raid in Pakistan that killed al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden, the Obama administration did give advance word to the top two Democrats and Republicans in the House and Senate as well as the four leaders of the congressional intelligence committees.”
And imagine GOP outrage if he hadn’t and moreover, accused them of being “leakers.”

Fanless?

October 27, 2019

Well, after tonight’s reception from Nats fans in DC guessing whoever ends up winning World Series isn’t getting White House invite. Astros owner is Jim Crane, per Wikipedia “..a supporter of the Democratic Party (who) frequently golfs with former U.S. President Barack Obama.”

Not that the fans would be much more supportive.  – This reminder from 2016 Presidential election in Texas – Houston/HarrisCounty: Trump 545,955 votes, Clinton 707,914 votes.

And hey, I’m not the President, but at least when I’ve been lucky enough (as a SF Giants season ticket holder) to go to World Series games, I brought my son!

Trump also decided in advance to arrive World Series game 5 after it started and to beat the traffic by leaving early.   Uh sorry, Donald, Nationals don’t want you and it’s too late to claim you’re a Dodgers fan.

NFL loves to talk their salary cap and parity.   But can anyone remember a season with less parity?   Through week 8  – four teams, three in NFC with 0 or 1 losses.  Five teams, four in AFC with 0 or 1 wins.

Very early days in NBA for Warriors. But a reminder, again, how amazing, and difficult the San Antonio Spurs current streak is of 22 consecutive playoff appearances.

After metal filings in their food were found by a customer, Taco Bell just recalled 2.3 million lbs of beef from restaurants in 21 states. Shocking, Taco Bell uses actual beef?!

A new book indicates Trump told James Mattis to “screw Amazon” out of bidding on a $10 billion Pentagon cloud computing contract. “But who would believe POTUS could be that petty?” said no one.

It was apparently C.I.A. who got the tip on al-Baghdadi’s location last summer. So I missed Trump giving credit to the “deep state.”

Wait, so, per Trump, if ISIS was already defeated how also can, per Trump, killing al-Baghadi be bigger than killing Osama bin Laden? This is SO confusing.

When US got Bin Laden, Obama instantly called press conference to announce it. Now when US military killed ISIS leader al-Baghdadi  on Saturday, Trump had to stage a situation room photo, and then  SCHEDULE announcement for Sunday am. I am so ready for this Presidential reality show to be canceled.

Getting what you pay for.

October 25, 2019

Stubhub says cheapest ticket tonight in DC for World Series game…. 1102.00
Cheapest ticket in DC for Jets-Redskins on Sunday. 15.00

But World Series Game 3 between Astros and Nationals ended up being over 3 hours old through the 6th inning.  Over 4 hours total, despite the final score being only 4-1.   Even the Red Sox and Yankees were thinking “Can you speed it up a little?

If you weren’t already a Jose Andres fan, he’s been asked to throw out first pitch for Game 5. His first response “I’m humbled by the invitation, and I realize is a big big big honor but I really hope that by Saturday night all of Washington will be celebrating that the Nationals are the 2019 MLB World Series Champions.”

Not sure if the 1-0 Miami Heat will make the playoffs. But they already have more wins than the 2019 Miami Dolphins.

Another reason Trump didn’t really want to throw out first pitch for World Series game 5. Not only would he “look heavy,” but also he’d be shown up by today’s “first pitcher” 89 yr-old Buzz Aldrin.

Ivanka and Jared are having a big 10th Wedding Anniversary celebration this weekend, with Donald Trump in attendance. The location? Camp David. Your tax dollars at work.

Lost in the grift of Ivanka and Jared celebrating their 10th Wedding Anniversary at Camp David, who invites her DAD on an anniversary trip with her husband?

Eric Trump says Trump Organization may sell the Trump Hotel Washington DC because “People are objecting to us making so much money on the hotel.”
Wait, I thought Donald said he was losing billions being President. This is SO confusing.

 

Even Mark Sanchez thinks Rudy Giuliani accidentally dialing a reporter was a major butt fumble.

So did Trump tweet out to Tim Apple that he doesn’t like the iPhone swipe because no one has ever swiped right on him?

 

from Marc Ragovin  “Upon further review, MLB umpire Rob Drake needs to take another high school course in civacs

Heavy lifting

October 24, 2019

Trump now says he will go to World Series game 5 on Sunday, if there is a game 5. When asked if he would throw out the 1st pitch, he responded ‘I don‘t know. They got to dress me up in a lot of heavy armor — I’ll look too heavy.”
Uh, Don, it’s not the armor.

Anyone but me wonder if Trump picked WS Game 5 to attend in hopes Nationals will sweep and he won’t have to show up and get booed?

 

If MLB really wants to punish Rob Drake for his “Cival War” AR-15 tweet maybe they should make him spend 2020 season working only in San Francisco.

Only good news in tonight’s Warriors-Clippers opening for San Francisco Bay Area sports fans who root just for local teams:  Anyone thinking of budgeting for 49ers playoff tickets will feel pretty good about not needing to save money for Golden State in the postseason.

Trump has ordered not only the White House but also federal agencies to drop their subscriptions to NY and Washington Post. White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham. “Not renewing subscriptions across all federal agencies will be a significant cost saving—hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars will be saved.”  Gosh, we might save the cost of half of one of Donald’s golf weekends.

 

At this point Trump probably can’t decide whether to attack Katie Hill or to praise her.

How much is it eating at Trump to see Elijah Cummings lying in state at US Capitol and being eulogized by lawmakers on both sides of the aisle?

Tim Ryan has dropped out of the 2020 Presidential race. All together now – “Who?

A reminder for those in Congress of something they’ve ALL said publicly. – “I, AB, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.”

Details

October 24, 2019

Looking at these recent first innings, maybe the Astros should consider an opener when Verlander starts now in the post season?

Now 2-0 in World Series and Trump STILL hasn’t acknowledged the Washington Nationals.  Maybe he’s confused and thinks the Redskins are the only DC team that regularly plays in October.

MLB had to be cringing at Astros assistant GM Brandon Taubman’s offensive outburst just before World Series.  Umpire Rob Drake “Hold my beer.” 

(Drake’s tweet – “I will be buying an AR-15 tomorrow, because if you impeach MY PRESIDENT this way, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER CIVAL WAR!!! #MAGA2020” )

As my son says, should be fun the next time Drake umpires a game in San Francisco.

But maybe Drake, unlike the Nationals, wants a White House invitation.

Just maybe mean bitch karma is not a fan of domestic violence? Especially making fun of domestic violence

 

Wonder what Popovich said to Spurs to get them to rally in 4th quarter tonight. Something like-  “If you lose home opener to Knicks I’m retiring right now?”

 

So when is Trump going to tell us which state’s residents he is building that wall around Colorado to keep out? Maybe Mitt Romney has him scared of that Book of Mormon.

Apparently 13 of the 41 Republican lawmakers who stormed a closed-door hearing today to protest an alleged lack of transparency have access, if they want it, to the impeachment hearings.   What, you mean it was all a reality TV stunt? 

Guarantee you one thing folks – If you or I stormed a sensitive compartmented information facility (SCIF) in the Capitol we’d be arrested if we weren’t shot first. #HouseRepublicans

How long until Trump just tries to outlaw Congress?

Trump today declared a “big success” in Syria and said he would lift sanctions on Turkey over its invasion. Many Kurds didn’t disagree with him, because they were, you know, dead.

Game one.

October 22, 2019

Didn’t everyone have the pitchers duel between Gerrit Cole and Max Scherzer ending up 6-5?

Whatever happens this World Series, the Nationals were 19-31 in late May. Just throwing that out there for any team thinking of firing their manager if team gets off to a slow start in 2020.

Do we think Trump even knows the Nationals are playing in the World Series?

Washington Nationals did hang on to win Game 1. But their  bullpen gives me flashbacks to SF Giants bullpen in 2016.

And then on a less light note,  it’s now been reported, and corroborated, that Astros assistant GM Brandon Taubman turned to a group of three female reporters, including one who had repeatedly called out Houston’s signing a player who’d been suspended 75 days for domestic violence and yelled, half a dozen times, “Thank God we got Osuna! I’m so f—— glad we got Osuna!”

And instead of the obvious team reaction “obviously this is a disturbing report, we are looking into it, we take domestic violence very seriously,  we have no tolerance for this kind of alleged behavior etc etc.” the team at first called the report “Fake News.”

Two words- Go Nationals.

Michael Jordan said Steph Curry is “Not a Hall of Famer yet.”
So we are beginning to see why Jordan was such a great head of basketball operations for Charlotte.

But hey, no booster better buy a player dinner, because that damages the purity of amateur sports…

Henry Thomas, former child star of ‘E.T.’, was arrested for DUI in Oregon. I suppose it would be inappropriate to make “phone home” jokes.

So Trudeau almost didn’t get re-elected because he stupidly wore blackface costume in his teens and 20s…. And then we wake up to hear 72 year old POTUS tweeting about impeachment – “All Republicans must remember what they are witnessing here – a lynching.”

And then this morning when all the headlines were going crazy about Trump’s lynching tweet you have the Fox website leading with “NASA official names date on when space agency intends to put Earthlings on Mars.”

Just guessing – and hoping – Bill Taylor doesn’t have any vacation plans to visit Moscow.

Trump reportedly considering Kellyanne as a replacement for Mick Mulvaney. Well, Thanksgiving at the Conway house might be interesting this year.

Winners and losers…

October 21, 2019

Talk about an castle and outhouse division. After tonight, seven weeks into NFL season, two AFC East teams  have one loss between them, the other two  have one WIN between them.

At this point NY Jets mantra has to be “Thank God for the Miami Dolphins.”

Coming into Sunday’s game the  Chicago Bears defense ranked fourth in NFL. Saints may tell Brees and Kamara to take their time coming back.

Aaron Judge after Yankees ALCS loss “This season is a failure.” Now, Judge has spent his entire career in pinstripes. But maybe he should spend a year with say, the Orioles for some perspective.

Not that every President has to love all sports. But ever notice Trump doesn’t root for teams or players? He only congratulates a few of them AFTER they win. #Sad

 

ET reports from a source “Felicity (Huffman) is doing really well and she’s holding up” amid her 14-day prison sentence for her role in the college admissions scandal. We could have a nationwide violin shortage.

 

CBC has called election for Justin Trudeau, though “whether it will be a minority or majority government remains to be seen.” Wonder how many Canadians were swayed by Andrew Scheer’s dual-American citizenship. Elect him & worry Trump might send a spawn up north next…

 

Trump has probably called and/or tweeted every quasi-dictator in the world with congratulations when they have won their elections. Just guessing this isn’t happening with Justin Trudeau.

Trying to imagine what Trump voters would do if it emerged Donald had ever worn blackface.

So Trump now saying G7 at Doral would have been “free.”. Because Mexico would have paid for it?

 

 

Marco Rubio to a Bloomberg reporter   – “Obviously you know, given everything that’s going on, it was a bad look,” Rubio said of G7 at Doral, though he doubts Trump wanted to make money. “As a Floridian I thought it was great that they were going to come down, especially in June when we don’t have as many visitors.” Uh, Rubio said the quiet part out loud…. “Especially in June when we don’t have as many visitors.” Gosh, you mean not everyone loves heat and humidity, along with bugs the size of small dogs?

And as Trump whined that G7 at Doral would have been “the best ever.” Uh, Donald even YOU don’t go to Florida and Mar-A-Lago in June.

Size matters?

October 20, 2019

 

 

 

Fox was really salivating at the idea of a Dodgers Yankees World Series and the ratings it would bring. Thoughts and prayers.

After SF Giants bullpen meltdown in 2016 team decided to sign a closer in off-season. Aroldis Chapman was available. Much of fan base, including me, was against it due to his domestic violence arrest. As much of a bust as Melancon was with SF still think Giants made right choice. And particularly happy to see Alteuve hit the game-winner off Chapman.

Both Yankees and Astros used an “opener” in Game 6 of ALCS!?! Because the DH in the American league isn’t already far enough away from real baseball?

Feeling sorry for Wisconsin and my Badger friends. But the fact they even let Illinois within 10 points with under 10 minutes to go indicates a potential CFB playoff game against Alabama might had been painful to watch.

Trump yesterday talking to astronauts Christina Koch and Jessica Meir. “This is the first time for a woman outside of the space station. They’re conducting the first-ever female spacewalk.” 15 women astronauts who have done spacewalks. Once again, numbers have a liberal bias.

John Kasich is now in favor of impeaching Trump. So wonder what childish nickname Donald is working on for him?

Trump “I thought I was doing something very good for our Country by using Trump National Doral, in Miami, for hosting the G-7 Leaders.”

Translation for a man who basically says “L’etat est moi”  (The state is me, Louis XIV)  –  “I thought I was doing something very good for ME.”

“I am so going to miss the opportunity to enjoy Florida’s summer heat and humidity” said no world leader ever. 

 

Just putting this out there, if Trump is forced to have G7 at Camp David, it’s only 60 miles from Trump National Golf Club in Virginia. Pretty safe bet he’ll suggest the resort for at least one outing or dinner.

 

If Trump wants to resign and blame it on “Media and Democrats crazed and irrational hostility” I am okay with that.

Ouchiness

October 18, 2019

Patrick Mahomes dislocated his kneecap. I miss the days when the most outrageous fan reactions were Chiefs fans as opposed to fantasy football,

Not there yet, but imagine how somewhat at Fox Sports is feeling who wrote the preview of Dodgers-Yankees World Series,

 

About Turkey and the Kurds “like two kids in a lot, you’ve got to let them fight and then you pull them apart.” Right, doesn’t every mother deal with her kids by letting one of them kill the other?

So Bill Clinton SHOULD have said “Of course I had sex with that woman, Get Over It?”

Commissioner Silver said China wanted NBA to fire Rockets GM Daryl Morey to be fired tweet supporting anti-government Hong Kong protesters, but league said ‘no.”

Hmm, maybe China was speaking less about Rockets than trying to curry favor with Trump by demonstrating the way government should deal with perceived criticism?

 

The Democratic party has a big tent. But Trump likes to say AOC and Ilhan Omar are the face of the party. The “face” of the party? They’re not even endorsing a Democrat in 2020.

White House says Trump’s Doral resort will host G-7 “at cost” but doesn’t say how much that will be. Well of course, because “at cost’ equals “under a routine audit” like Donald’s tax returns.

National treasure?

October 17, 2019

So all Nationals needed to make it to their first World Series  was to get rid of Bryce Harper?

Washington fans are hoping their team doesn’t forget how to play baseball by the time the ALCS, rained out yesterday, is finished.

Apparently unhappy Yankees fans were throwing water bottles and baseball on the field at Astros players yesterday. Not beer at least. Suppose at Yankee stadium beer is too expensive to throw.

The Los Angeles Angels have reached an agreement with Joe Maddon to make him their next manager.  Hope Joe doesn’t get too bored.  As said in “Little Big League”  – “It’s the American League, they have the DH, how hard can it be?”

 

 

Trump said this picture was Nancy having a meltdown.
To paraphrase Princess Bride, I do not think this picture means what Donald thinks it means.”

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Alec Baldwin, on Felicity Hoffman “My heart goes out to Felicity, (her husband) Bill Macy and their family. I don’t think anyone involved in the college fraud cases should go to prison. That includes past cases as well. Community service, fines, yes. But prison time, no.”
Translation, did he or was Baldwin planning to do the same for his children?

#NotTheOnion Official White House feed. “The United States and Italy are bound together by a shared cultural and political heritage dating back thousands of years to Ancient Rome.”

Short version, POTUS actually wrote a letter to the leader of Turkey ending “Don’t be a tough guy. Don’t be a fool. I will call you later.” This would be a lot funnier if it were satire.

And Erdogan apparently threw the letter in the trash.  Of course, maybe the Turkish leader felt that if Trump really cared about Turkey instead of Pence he’d have come with his  favorite senior advisor Ivanka?

Not particularly religious but pretty sure Elijah Cummings is in a better place now than Donald Trump will ever be.

 

Donald Trump Jr. after Hannity said Hunter Biden had foreign opportunities only because “they’re really buying favor with the father.” “Of course they are. When you’re the father & your son’s entire career is dependent on that, they own you.” Some statements don’t need a punchline.

Changing seasons

October 15, 2019

 

MLB considering moving NLDS game 5 from 4p EST to an evening game since ALCS game 4 looks likely to be rained out. Of course the Cardinals would actually have to win a game first.

So far there have been so many good NLCS and ALCS championship pitching performances, after a year when league clearly juiced the ball for more offense, you almost expect MLB to do something like outlaw a good curveball.

Two controversial calls go Green Bay’s way late at Lambeau Field,  NFL said now officials erred when they called a second hands-to-the-face penalty on MNF against Detroit defensive end Trey Flowers.   The first penalty kept drive alive, the second set up the Packers game-winning field goal.

But if Lions miss the playoffs by one game am sure the Saints will tell them how league admitting a mistake makes the pain all go away…

 

 

Ft Worth police officer, Aaron Dean who fatally shot #AtatianaJefferson, a black woman in her home while she played video games with her 8-year-old nephew has resigned. He could still face charges. How long until he gets offers for job with GOP, Fox News or White House security?

Anyone else thinking that maybe it wasn’t a great idea for Trump to p*ss off John Bolton?

 

Trump’s rants about nepotism really make me wish his Press Secretary was still Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

And then there’s GOP chairwoman Ronna McDaniels tweeting about nepotism. Wonder why Ronna, Mitt’s niece, drop the “Romney” from her name? Also,  I missed Ronna Romney McDaniels’ tweet on why a knockoff clothing designer has been acting like a combination Secretary of State/VP at her daddy’s summit meetings.

Sometimes I think we all need to take a deep breath and remember the same man who installed his unqualified daughter as more than a vice President, and whose sons make millions from Trump enterprises in over 30 countries, is attacking Joe Biden’s son for a few foreign deals

Wholy Who Dat.

October 14, 2019
Pope Francis tweeted Sunday, and maybe didn’t realize about hashtags.

@Pontifex 

Today we give thanks to the Lord for our new . They walked by faith and now we invoke their intercession.

When he added the #, Twitter automatically added the Fleur de Lis for the Saints.

Maybe even God and the Pope aren’t over that pass interference call?

Who needs Touchdown Jesus when you have the Pope?

 

 

Tom Brady says he won’t be trying to convince Rob Gronkowski to come out of retirement. Well, not unless the Patriots start losing, that is.

Just thinking, if you were watching the previously winless Redskins vs Dolphins Sunday and you’re not a hard-core fan of either team, you might want to rethink your lack of hobbies.

Aaron Judge on last night’s ALDS matchup between the Astros and Yankees “Just back and forth, the two best ballclubs in the game.”. So he is saying we might as well just cancel the World Series then?

Six penalty flags on six consecutive plays yesterday late in Cowboys-Jets game. But hey, doesn’t everyone pay their way in to games or buy NFL Sunday Ticket to watch world class officiating?

Your reminder that while White House and Trump play down the mass murder parody video they were completely apoplectic and called it “absolutely disgusting,” when Michelle Wolf made fun of Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ eyeliner.

 

Trump is tweeting about the manslaughter case in Anguilla about a white man, Scott Hapgood, who claims he killed a resort worker in self defense. But crickets on Atatiana Jefferson, killed while playing video games with her nephew,  in her own home by a police officer. I wonder what the difference is?

Now Trump is taking time from his busy day for this tweet -“Vote for good guy @seanspicer tonight on Dancing With The Stars. He has always been there for us!” Again, this is NOT a well man.

Batless in St. Louis?

October 13, 2019

So are Cardinals going to score as many runs in NLCS against Nats as they did in first inning of NLDS game five against Braves?

Georgia loses to South Carolina in 2nd overtime. Most unhappy folks other than Bulldog fans are SEC officials trying to figure how to spin that conference STILL should have two teams in CFB playoffs.

Playoff  Zack Greinke at this point is making Astros fans long for Clayton Kershaw.

At a Kentucky rock climbing park a 8-year-old girl scales replica of Trump’s ‘un-climbable’ border wall in less than a minute.  So how long until wall-climbing is nominated as an Olympic sport?

 

After a pregame scuffle at midfield, refs in Oklahoma Sooners vs Texas Longhorns football game gave all players on both teams unsportsmanlike conduct penalties, meaning any in-game such penalty would result in ejection.  As Annie Savoy (Bull Durham) said “Don’t be such GUYS.”

 

Trump likes to portray himself as a man of courage who can make tough choices. He couldn’t even pick a candidate in Louisiana Governor primary because he was afraid of betting a losing horse.

 

For all that Trump rants about suing various perceived enemies, isn’t he close to running out of people willing to be his lawyer?

Trump had lunch with Rudy Giuliani yesterday at his golf club reportedly as a show of support. Support? Or warning him to be careful of potential “accidents?”

 

Hunter Biden is resigning from board of Chinese private-equity firm, says if dad wins he won’t serve on boards of foreign-owned companies. How long until the Chinese board offers his seat to Don Jr or Ivanka?

Trump fundraising email

“Where is Hunter Biden? He has disappeared while the Fake News protects his Crooked daddy, who is a total joke.Together, Sleepy Joe and his son, Hunter, have LIED to the American People and ripped off foreign companies for MILLIONS of dollars – and yet, they have the nerve to call for MY IMPEACHMENT? I DID NOTHING WRONG.
This is the greatest Scam and Witch Hunt in the history of the United States.”

Gosh, maybe he should put highly qualified senior White House adviser Ivanka in charge of the hunt?”~ Janice Hough