Archive for July 12, 2022

Moving on up.

July 12, 2022

With all these college football teams jumping ship to the biggest highest profile conference they can find, how long until some school like Alabama or LSU says the heck with it and moves to the AFC South?

SF Giants outfielder Luis Gonzalez, with another scoreless inning in his 4th mound appearance, reminds us that position players pitching is an art form.

Dbacks catcher Carson Kelly gave up 3 runs in bottom 8th.

Beginning to think it might have been a really bad idea for Velveeta Voldemort to have p*ssed off Liz Cheney.

Wonder what happened after Liz Cheney said “Liz Cheney: “President Trump is a 76-year-old man. He is not an impressionable child. And who had to clean the ketchup off the wall?

Meanwhile, back in sports, House Committee on Oversight & Reform will allow Commanders owner Dan Snyder’s to testify via video conference, but only under subpoena & not “voluntarily.” Under subpoena he cannot refuse to answer questions. Why does Dan Snyder still have NFL team?

Velveeta Voldemort says Muskrat is a “bullsh*t artist,” Muskrat says the Former Guy should “hang up his hat and sail into the sunset.” Oh this malignant narcissist on malignant narcissist violence…

All these Republicans talking about investigating Hunter Biden’s business deals – guess it makes sense because they also were outraged about Eric, Don Jr, and Ivanka profiting so handsomely off their dad’s tenure in the White House. Oh wait, never mind.

Despite Senators Schumer and Blumenthal being out with COVID, with backing from Susan Collins & retiring Ohio Senator Rob Portman, President Biden will actually get Steven Dettelbach , his nominee to run the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives confirmed.

Good news. It’s a shame there isn’t more of this.

So if all of this January 6th Committee stuff had come out during the 2nd impeachment how many more GOP Senators would have voted for impeachment? And how would Mitch McConnell have kept the total under two-thirds?

I’m so old I remember when Mike Lindell was just infamous for making lousy pillows.

One of today’s bombshells, Velveeta Voldemort had an executive order drafted to seize all voting machines. So of course over on Fox News, the headlines are on a silly comment Dr. Jill Biden made about breakfast tacos.

The price is right?

July 12, 2022

Heinz Field, known as the home of the Pittsburgh Steelers for over two decades, will soon become Acrisure Stadium, reportedly for $10-20 million a year.

(Acrisure, if you haven’t heard of them, is not a feminine hygienc product, but a newish global insurance brokerage. Don’t like the name? Odds are it won’t last the next two decades.)

Phillies J.T.Realmuto refuses COVID vaccine & loses $262,363 in pay as an unvaccinated foreigner he can’t play Rays in Toronto.

“Not going to let Canada tell me what I do & don’t put in my body for little bit of money,’

$262K? is “a little bit of money”

Can’t imagine how pro athletes get rep of being out of touch a**holes.

Some wonder why POTUS has low approval ratings.

Fox: “Biden gun control speech interrupted by father of Parkland shooting victim.”

CNN -“Biden heckled by Parkland parent at White House ceremony.”

Neither headline: “Biden signs compromise control bil that actually passed.”

I’m a Democrat. I’m a liberal.

But sometimes I get the feeling if President Biden was given a magic wand and was able to make all “progressives” wishes come true immediately the reaction would be “Why didn’t he do it sooner?”

Velveeta Voldemort, 76, has weighed in: ‘President Biden is 1 of oldest 79s in History, but by & of itself, he is not an old man but it has little to do w/ age. In actuality, life begins at 80!’ I could try all day & never write anything that funny. Person woman man camera TV.

Hey media. It’s not just that Herschel Walker is a terrible candidate.

It’s that Reverend Raphael Warnock is an excellent Senator.

And he was right “Some people don’t want some people to vote.”

With chyron “Battle for the Senate,” CNN’s Nia -Malika Henderson saying it out loud about Pennsylvania and other Senate races:

“It’s going to be so exciting to cover these races.”


“Battle for the Senate?”

November isn’t the World Series. It’s our democracy we’re talking about.

Here’s one potential solution: Pass legislation to tie availability of abortion medication to Viagra. So that both will be equally difficult or easy to get.