Archive for May 31, 2018

Down with the count

May 31, 2018

Southwest flies to Cleveland. So at least it’s a great endorsement opportunity for JR Smith  #WannaGetAway?

Who says NBA players don’t need to study math in school?

Warriors do have a charmed life.  In 2015 Kyrie Irving was injured in game 1, in 2017, Kawhi Leonard was injured in game 1, and in 2018 JR Smith WASN’T injured in game 1.

Wonder if anyone on the Spurs thought of tweeting to free agent Lebron James, “Pop makes sure in San Antonio we can all count.”

Am I allowed to say that wherever Melania Trump is and whatever she is doing, I hope it’s making @realDonaldTrump sweat a bit.

Lakers indicating they won’t draft LiAngelo Ball. Gosh, wonder why they wouldn’t want a mediocre player who’s already been arrested for theft and would double the team’s fun with dad LaVar.

If Bill Cosby knew it would have gotten him pardoned he’d have signed up for “The Apprentice.”

Fox News wants ABC to resurrect Roseanne. Gosh, if only they knew a network that could pick up the show….

Samantha Bee has apologized for her word choice last night. Silly woman, she should have realized “c*nt” is reserved for Trump supporters to use about Hillary Clinton.

 

So if #SamanthaBee had copied @realDonaldTrump and called Sally Yates “such a c*nt.” it would be been okay then?

But really, “pussy” is much more Presidential.

Orrin Hatch “In light of the mounting evidence that these tariffs will harm Americans, I will continue to push the administration to change course.”
In other words, more “thoughts and prayers.”

So good to see all these Republicans saying Trump has finally gone too far with pardoning a hateful crook like Dinesh D’Souza. Oh wait… never mind.

 

Let’s be honest. If Trump could figure out a way to bring Osama Bin Laden back to life he’d consider it to take the glory from Obama.

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Finals answer?

May 31, 2018

 

Lebron James says there was a point this season where wondered “OK, will the Cavs even make the playoffs?'” And Knicks fans are just thinking “Oh STFU.”

ESPN headline “Is Warriors-Cavs IV the biggest mismatch in modern Finals history.” Thinking 2007 Spurs (and Lebron) might have something to say about that.

(and yes, 2007 was a 4-0 Spurs sweep, over Lebron’s Cavs.)

There was a small fire today at Citi Field. Might be the hottest Mets’ bats got all season.

At Yankee Stadium when the announcer wished Rudy Giuliani a happy birthday the crowd booed. Who says I never post anything nice about Yankees fans?

South African Fredie Blom, 114, possibly the world’s oldest man, says he wants to give up smoking. One word. “Why?”

Imagine how crazy Trump’s tweets would be today if he WEREN’T focusing on “North Korea Nuclear, bad Trade Deals, VA Choice, the Economy, rebuilding the Military, and so much more.”

Who besides me never thought we’d live to see when Kim Kardashian would enter a meeting with @POTUS being the smart one in the room?

Can anyone imagine @BarackObama tweeting “Gee, @realDonaldTrump never called to apologize for the HORRIBLE statements made and said about me. Maybe I just didn’t get the call?”

But really, Roseanne blaming Ambien for her nasty racist tweets. Hmm, does that mean Trump has been popping Ambiens like Jelly Bellies?

The Ukraine helped an anti-Putin journalist fake his own killing to avoid an assassination & catch some of those responsible? Well done, but I miss the days when these crazy spy plots were just in novels?

So when, and it’s not if, but when, an armed teacher next either accidentally or on purpose shoots someone in school, what will NRA response be then?

Melania Trump says on Twitter she’s fine – ‘at the White House and working hard.” Really?! As if Donald himself is ever at the White House and “working hard.”

 

Mitt Romney said he wrote in his wife Ann’s name for President in 2016. Proving once again how good this wannabe President is at making really tough choices.