Archive for May 8, 2018

Almost preseason ..

May 8, 2018

For CFL (Canadian football league) and Grey Cup champion Toronto Argonauts.    Their first game, June 1.

Which will be very welcome up north, because…

Raptors getting steamrolled and swept by Cavs had to be most embarrassing story for Toronto sports teams in May.    Raptors against James Paxton  – “Hold our (Molson’s) beer.”

Something about players named James in Toronto….. #Lebron #Paxton

Baseball players being so superstitious, how long until other pitchers try to get an eagle to land on them too?

 

https://www.mlb.com/video/eagle-lands-on-paxton/c-1907594283

 

So after last two nights in Philly can we put out an all-points bulletin for missing SF Giants bats?

Saints’ Mark Ingram suspended 4 games for PEDs. Okay, here’s the poll question of the day. Will he claim “mistake in taking medication,” or “tainted supplement

Proving that mean bitch karma is a sports fan: Matt Harvey refuses to go to a AAA team. And ends up with the 8-27 Reds.

 

Trump on ending the Iran deal “When I make promises I keep them.’ Except for example, “forsaking all others…

Trump says Iran was the “dumbest deal ever.”   Not counting your lawyer paying significant money to a porn star you never had an affair with, not to talk about that non-existent affair…?

Since Melania successfully coopied #BeBest how long until Donald  Trump resurrects same Iran deal Obama negotiated, slaps the Trump name on it, and demands Nobel Peace Prize?

All this talk that pulling out of Iran deal might cause war, or at the least some major anti-USA terrorist act – wouldn’t that be exactly what Trump wants to help his poll numbers? #USAUSAUSA

Rudy Giuliani said StormyDaniels “debased herself” by appearing on “SNL” So what was Rudy doing hosting the show in 1997?

4.6 Earthquake near Los Angeles. No harm done. But Californians should realize if the big one hits, Trump’s response will no doubt make his response to Puerto Rico look great by comparison.

 

So was today the day that Michael Avenatti dropped a house on the first witch?

 

So Trump tears up Iran Deal, insulting France AND Germany. Russians may have deleted voters from US rolls, $500k payoff to Michael Cohen from Russian oligarch to Stormy Daniels payoff account, more money to Cohen from AT&T etc… . And it’s only Tuesday.

Trump says pulling out of Iran deal sends message “The United States no longer makes empty threats.” Nope, it sends message that United States cannot be trusted on a deal.”

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Swept, eh?

May 8, 2018

Raptors at least have done their part to keep Toronto sports fans from spending their whole summer off-season bitching about the Maple Leafs.

Johnny Cueto out 6-8 weeks. SF Giants have been coping well without them. But if only they could somehow had another ace pitcher to the staff in a few weeks…….

Although damn, Giants had three proven starters this year,  Cueto, Madbum and Samardzija.  Looks like the wrong one stayed mostly healthy.

 

Former Duke basketball star Wendell Carter’s mom compared NCAA basketball to slavery. Now, I’m proud to be liberal and dislike NCAA as much as anyone, but can we be little more selective throwing around terms like slavery? College IS a choice.

Almost 2am Mondaywhen Cardinals beat Cubs with 14th inning comeback walk-off home run. Wonder how many thousands of people will say they were among the hundreds of fans still left at Busch Stadium.

So it’s day 9, should we be putting Dennis Miller’s Michelle Wolf jokes on a milk-carton?

 

Melania would have used Michelle Obama’s slogan “Let’s Move.” Until she found out it didn’t mean “Let’s Move Out of the White House.” #BeBest

Actually “As” are best. “Bs” are second best. Just saying. #BeBest

LA judge rules coffee sold in California must have cancer warnings. What about warnings for possible homicides if many Americans don’t get their morning caffeine fix?

Would GOP heads explode if when children are separated from their parents at the border, they got foster care offers from LGBT couples?

Those who want to save Iran nuclear agreement are missing out on simplest solution – offer as substitute exact same deal but with Trump’s name on it. Mission accomplished.

If someone says no difference between Democrats and Republicans there is at least this – Democrats likely to resign when faced with allegations of sexual abuse. GOP act like it’s badge of honor.

 

So what is Eliot Spitzer doing? Heck,  paying prostitutes now makes you Presidential even.

 

Mean bitch karma really wants to see Preet Bharara appointed to serve out Eric Schneiderman’s term.

Trump proposes $15 billion in spending cuts. — $7 billion — would come from the Children’s Health Insurance Program. Once again, four words “Pro Life My Ass.”