Following the tainted money?
FBI says sting found multiple bribes, payouts involving Arizona, Auburn, Oklahoma State & USC. There’s corruption in NCAA basketball, I’m shocked.
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Meanwhile, at Louisville, men’s basketball coach Rick Pitino expressed “complete shock” that his university is also involved in the investigation.
Pitino is shocked? He’s like the guy overseeing gambling in Casablanca.
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Auburn & USC are two of schools snared in NCAA men’s basketball sting. Tigers & Trojans fans are just glad it wasn’t their football teams.
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Ah for the days when #SFGiants really and truly sucking in 2017 would have been one of things folks in Bay Area were most upset about.
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If we got rid of national anthem before sporting events could eliminate controversy AND shorten game times. #winwin
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Peyton Manning reportedly a “possible” 2018 candidate for U.S. Senate. Will his campaign be sponsored by Budweiser and Papa John’s?
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Repeal of Obamacare will not come to a vote. So officially dead, again. For now. Forget Trumpcare we should call this GOP mess Zombiecare
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AG Sessions gave a talk on free speech at Georgetown. Protesters were banned from the speech. #WhyThereIsNoSatire
Reportedly Khloe Kardashian is pregnant with Cavs’ Tristan Thompson’s baby. Odds just went up for Warriors to be disinvited again as champions in 2019 by White House.
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So Twitter is going to 280 characters? Waiting for the Trump tweet taking credit.
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Trump couldn’t get Hurricane Relief to Puerto Rico as “it’s an island.” Somehow 1 of those athletes he trashes, Tim Duncan made it to USVI.
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Trump on Puerto Rico- “It’s very tough because it’s an island.” Hawaiians praying they never need federal help while he’s in office. #WTF?
New poll of 2,200 Americans found 54% knew Puerto Ricans are US citizens. Would love to see same folks polled about Hawaiians.
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Maybe it would be simpler to learn who in the Trump White House HASN’T used personal email for government business?
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In Palm Beach Gardens, a woman was arrested allegedly for trying to run down her lover with her Mercedes. Her intended victim happened to be her daughter’s husband. She told police he had recently told his wife about the affair, and the “revelation ruined her relationship with her daughter.”
Back on your game, Florida.
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From Marc Ragovin “So it looks like Trump will no longer invite nfl or nba teams to White House celebrations. “That is really gonna affect our plans,” said nobody on the Knicks.”
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