Left Coast Sports Babe

On a brighter note for Pepsi they do now stand a good chance of becoming official soft drink of United Airlines.

Bad timing award to the #United Airlines billboard near San Francisco International Airport  for POLARIS business class. “O is for out like a light”.

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United employee who kicked the girls off plane for wearing leggings has to be feeling better – “At least I didn’t drag them off.”

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Well, on a brighter note for United, their PR response to “re-accommodating” a passenger will probably reduce their overbooking problem.

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United spokesman Jonathan Guerin today said their infamous flight from O’Hare was not overbooked, but the crew members who were needed in Louisville the next day “were considered ‘must-ride’ passengers.”
Did United forget that almost every single one of their phone agents ends the call by offering “can we book you a Hertz car?”

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Buster Posey is on the 7 day concussion disabled list.  Ok. If an Diamondbacks pitcher had to put one of the SF Giants players on DL why couldn’t they have hit an outfielder? #notpence #bustohell

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Holocaust centers? Hitler did not use gas on his own people? Somewhere Melissa McCarthy is going “I give up.” #SeanSpicer

Anyone considered that Sean Spicer may not get fired because the way he says things distracts us from what he and Trump actually mean?

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Sean Spicer  on his Hitler remark “It was a mistake to do that.” What, no blaming fake news?

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Syria is a mess. And not saying the missile strike in Syria was the right thing or the wrong thing. But can we imagine the reaction if Hillary had bombed the airfield because mother-of-two Chelsea was upset and pushed her to do it?

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