Lost?
Not saying the Hawkeyes defense really lost track of #McCaffery during the #RoseBowl. But I hear they’ve put his picture on #Iowa milk cartons.
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Potential good news for Stanford fans in 2016: Since McCaffery did so well in the Rose Bowl and he’s a good looking, likeable kid, maybe the television gods, who rule college football, may decide to put the Cardinal on TV at reasonable times in hopes of good ratings.
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It is actually trending on social media that folks are upset because the Stanford band made fun of Iowa with a simple halftime performance featuring a farmer and a corn field and a cow, which included saying that Iowans meet on “farmersonly.com.”
Uh, has anyone who is upset actually seen or heard of the Stanford band before? #prettymildbytheirstandards
#TCU beat #Qregon after being down 31-0 at #AlamoBowl?! Wow. Looking back Jim Bowie and Davy Crockett had better odds against the Mexican army.
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This is the last time #Oregon gets to dip into the celebratory brownies at halftime.
So let’s see, neither Iowa nor New Hampshire nor South Carolina has #NFL team. Does #CarlyFiorina root for #Patriots or #Panthers?
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Californians wonder if Fiorina got the idea to root for Iowa because she has fond memories of developing the concept of Demon Sheep there?
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Note to #CarlyFiorina: If you are going to pander to get votes in GOP primary., pick a state whose team could actually win.
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Just imagine how popular #CarlyFiorina will be at her next #Stanford reunion.
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The #TaxSlayerBowl? It’s enough to make you long for the innocent less commercial days of the #PoulanWeedEaterBowl
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So was the prize for winning the #Motel6CactusBowl not having to spend the night after the game in a #Motel6?
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So how long will it be until #DonaldTrump start railing against the #StanfordBand?
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Yahoo Sports reports that Alabama, who beat Wisconsin in their season opener at AT&T, and then MSU in the Cotton Bowl, now has more wins (2) than the Cowboys do this season (1) in Dallas’s home stadium.#Dallasreallysucks
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Affluenza teen Ethan Couch has hired a prominent Mexican lawyer, Fernando Benitez, to fight his dispensation, and says authorities are “‘unlawfully separating him from his dog.” And even ambulance-chasing lawyers in the U.S. are thinking “Benitez, have you no shame?”
On Saturday a group of armed self-described millitiamen took over a federal building in Oregon wildlife refuge after an anti-government rally. So much for that “well-regulated” part.
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And if you haven’t heard anything on the story on the news… well, the men are white. And none of them are Muslim. #justsaying
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