Technical issues?
Are we looking at the VP of Computer Operations at United Airlines or the NYSE?
The Department of Homeland Security says ‘No signs of malicious activity’ in NYSE and United Airline computer crashes. Yeah, makes sense, terrorism is no match for good old-fashioned incompetence.
#DeAndreJordan is now Brett Favre’s favorite NBA player.
San Antonio Spurs have to be sitting back and laughing at these emoji wars between the Clippers and Mavericks. Especially since they probably wooed LaMarcus Aldridge with smoke signals.
So #NBA schedule isn’t out yet, but just guessing #Clippers #Mavericks first 2015 matchup will be scheduled for national prime time television
You think while Clippers were hanging out at DeAndre Jordan’s house maybe they could have given him some free throw lessons?
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A 58 year old Florida woman who was at the Dayton Coke Zero 400 told an interviewer THROUGH HER LAWYER, “I thought I was going to die when that car came flying right at me “The whole event was just terrifying. I am happy to be alive.”
The woman and her adult son, who say they do not have health insurance, were treated at the track, and not sent to the hospital. But they are now talking to medical specialists.. Their lawyer says they just want current and future medical costs taken care of….
Two words. Yeah. Right.
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So the All-Star Game Home Run Derby will now be timed, with five minutes per batter per round, but bonus time for hitting home runs over 420 or 475 feet. This isn’t a batting contest, it’s a video game.
Baseball trivia of the day: The St. Louis Cardinals have 26 comeback wins this year. The Philadelphia Phillies have 29 wins, period.
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Spanish-born celebrity chef Jose Andres is pulling out of a deal to open a restaurant in Donald Trump’s new D.C. hotel, saying that the Donald’s “recent statements disparaging immigrants make it impossible for my company and I to move forward…. More than of my team is Hispanic, as are many of our guests.”
Seriously, does Trump have delusions that he can go into ANY restaurant these days and count on a decent meal?
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Jimmy Carter. “I believe Jesus would approve gay marriage,” he said. “That’s just my own personal opinion.” Well, Jesus DID hang around with 12 disciples.
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Can we start subtitling the 4th of July “Darwin Day”? #Fireworks
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Sigh, now it comes out that Tampa Bay CB C.J. Wilson may have lost two fingers in that fireworks accident. Just don’t get it. Aren’t you supposed to get someone in your posse to shoot off your illegal fireworks?
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So apparently when NY Giants officials flew to Florida to visit injured player Jason Pierre-Paul, they were not allowed into his hospital room. Clearly a cautionary move by the DE to keep the team from making quick decisions about his future. Were that he had been so cautious with the fireworks..
From T.C. , If C.J Wilson and Jason Pierre-Paul don’t resign with their current teams, they certainly won’t end up with Green Bay. The Packers are still trying to recruit players for their onside kicks “all hands” teams..
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
July 9, 2015 at 2:13 am
Jason Pierre-Paul on his fireworks fiasco and its aftermath: “There’s no need to point fingers.”
July 9, 2015 at 10:20 pm
Tom Selleck has been accused of stealing truckloads of water from a public hydrant for his California ranch in this drought ridden state. So this fall look for new TV series CSI Magnum PI to join PSI Foxboro, CSI I Spy and a 30/30 special on the NFL – No Fingers League.