Can you find me now?
Many customers are so unhappy with Apple’s new Maps application that they want to storm the company headquarters. Fortunately for Apple, if they use the new App they’ll never find it.
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You can tell many in the sports world have moved on when ESPN radio guys muse without a trace of irony today about Michael Vick being on a short leash.
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Give the Ryder Cup credit, who’d a thunk you’d ever hear a “USA USA” chant on a golf course?
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Rex Ryan now admits he mistook Alex Smith for Aaron Rodgers at this year’s NFL awards. Didn’t know Smith and Rodgers had the same shoe size.
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And who ever thought before this lockout that anyone would ever see this headline? “Fans greet NFL refs with standing ovation.”
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United Airlines beverage napkin: “Planes change. Values don’t’. Your priorities will always be ours.”. Even Romney and Obama on the campaign trail are crying bullsh*t.
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Sign of how far civilization has come – Direct TV on planes. Sign that the Mayans may have been rIght – one offering is “Keeping up with the Kardashians.”
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Wonder why the Cleveland Indians fired manager Manny Acta with only six games left in the season? Guess they wanted him to suffer this year as much as the fans did.
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The NBA says they will institute procedures to reduce “flopping.” Instead of fouls during the game, however, the league office will probably do postgame reviews, and fine the offenders. Will they refer to the new rule as the “Ginobili tax?”
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September 28, 2012 at 6:24 pm
United Airlines beverage napkin: “Planes change. Values don’t. Your priorities will always be ours….dispose of properly.”