Now playing in New York – “Guys and guys” and “dolls and dolls.”
The New York GOP controlled Senate voted Friday night to legalize gay marriage, and Governor Cuomo signed the bill into law:
So will Billy Crystal make a second movie “When Harry met Sal?
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Dirk Nowitzki threw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Texas Rangers’ game Friday night. Rumor has it the Florida Marlins were thinking of having Lebron James throw out the first pitch at a game too. But they’re afraid the ball will only make it three-quarters of the way to the plate.
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R.I.P. Columbo (Peter Falk.) In his honor, all trenchcoats may be worn at half-mast.
Alex Kaseberg wonders if his last words to the nurse were “Sorry to bother you maam, one more thing…”
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Texas Governor Rick Perry is edging closer to a run for the GOP Presidential nomination in 2012. As soon as he figures out one little problem. How do you campaign for President and talk about your state’s secession at the same time?
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Tennis riddle of the day: What do you call an American man in the finals at Wimbledon? A spectator.
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Commie pinko time for the next two below:
In an anti-abortion speech, Michelle Bachmann applauded the fact that at least six Minnesota Planned Parenthood clinics were closing due to federal budget cuts? So let’s see, the objective is to limit abortions, and she thinks it will help to limit lower-income people’s access to birth control?
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Well, we’ve finally found a way of curing many GOP members of Congress from always wanting to take military action in other countries. Have a Democratic president authorize the operation.
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So after settling their 2004 lawsuit in 2008, then deciding not to take their rejected followup suit to the U.S. Supreme Court, the Winklevoss twins are now going after Facebook with new lititgation in Massachusetts. Even Brett Favre is saying “Guys, give it up already.’
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Just once when you’re sitting on hold forever with an airline, instead of hearing “Due to higher than normal call volume you may experience extended hold times”, it would be nice to hear something a little more truthful. Like “Due to the fact we want to minimize salary costs we have decided to under staff our phone lines in hopes you will give up and go to our website.
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Yesterday’s – “Herman Cain said that Jon Stewart was ‘attacking him because he was black.” Nope, Herman, Stewart was attacking you because you are stupid.'”
Said Augie “Responded Sarah Palin, what color is stupid?”
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
June 25, 2011 at 8:41 am
“So will Billy Crystal make a second movie “When Harry met Sal?”
Or, Will Tom Hanks do a remake with a twist, “You Got Male.”
I see a musical on Broadway in the making, like the Village People meet Midnight Cowboy in “Merry Poppins.”
June 25, 2011 at 10:07 am
From the ‘Just one more thing’ file: I came across the following Peter Falk info yesterday:
“When not working, Falk spent time in the garage of his Beverly Hills home. He had converted it into a studio where he created charcoal drawings. He took up art in New York when he was in the Simon play and one day happened into the Art Students League.
He recalled: “I opened a door and there she was, a nude model, shoulders back, a light from above, buck-ass naked. The female body is awesome. Believe me, I signed up right away.””
Is it ironic or logical that one of Peter Falk’s daughters is a real private detective?
June 25, 2011 at 2:05 pm
First the Marlins bring back 80-year old Jack McKeon as their manager, and now the Nationals have signed 68-year old Davey Johnson as their new skipper. When they play each other it’ll be the only time in baseball history that the managers meet at home plate to exchange bucket lists.
June 25, 2011 at 6:50 pm
The Marlins are playing their home games at Seattle this weekend. The Mariners want them to feel like they’re playing at Sun Life Stadium in Miami, so they reserved 32,168 seats exclusively for no shows last night.
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When voters in Miami’s Dade County approved the bond issue for a new baseball stadium, did they realize it would be located in Seattle?