Eliminations.
Stanford women heading to the Final Four in Indianapolis. Along now with Texas A & M, Connecticut and Notre Dame. Shocking results compared to the mens’ bracket. Two number one seats, and two number twos. And not an arrest or academic suspension between them.
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The smuggest person in America today? Whoever it was on the NCAA selection committee who lobbied to have VCU included for one of those play-in spots.
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Meanwhile, up in Canada, the government is auctioning off ladies thongs. (Apparently a lot of stolen property recovered from an Ottawa lingerie shop after insurance had already paid off the owners.)
Hey, it worked for the San Francisco Giants, maybe the Blue Jays should put in a bid.
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The Fiesta Bowl fired their longtime CEO John Junker today. An internal report found all sorts of financial irregularities, and “an apparent scheme” to reimburse employees for political contributions plus “an apparent conspiracy” to cover it up. A BCS executive is less than straightforward and honorable? I’m shocked, shocked.
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Cleveland Cavaliers 102, Miami Heat 90. This might be the most embarrassing sports story of the day not involving shrunken testicles.
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Jalen Rose has been arrested for an alleged DUI in Michigan. Which means the former Fab Five star may now wish he hadn’t gone out of his way, especially if he wants a black lawyer, to have alienated anyone who was educated at Duke and other “elite” colleges..
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Radio host Mike Catherwood is the first celebrity voted off the new season of “Dancing with the Stars.” Which provoked a surprised response from most Americans: – “Who the heck is Mike Catherwood?”
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Abercrombie and Fitch has apparently been trying to sell a padded bra for seven-year old girls. I hate to think what padded thing they are thinking of for seven-year old boys.
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Apparently California Republicans are worried about a measure that would move the state’s presidential primary from February to June. It’s partly that they think the race would be over by then, and partly because even our GOP can’t stand the thought of listening to some of these loonies for four more months.
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Sarah Palin says “Gaddafi’s gotta go, killing or capturing,” because he’s going to attack the U.S.
Sarah, Sarah…. Gaddafi can’t even see the U.S. from his house.
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Okay, I concede that almost everyone connected with the Bonds trial (including Barry) is sleazy. But I really wish they would call Bud Selig to the stands and ask him under oath what he thought was going on with all those suddenly amazing home run hitters?
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Rick Santorum now says the Social Security system would be in much better shape if there were fewer abortions, because then we would have more people alive to work and pay into the system. Right. Stand by for his next speech when Santorum discovers the concept of welfare.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
March 30, 2011 at 5:26 pm
It’s been quite a week for Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant. First he was kicked out a high end mall because of his droopy pants and underwear showing. Now it’s reported he is facing two lawsuits for $834,000 worth of unpaid jewelry. Hey Dez, take the bling out of your pockets and wear it on your body, then your pants won’t fall down. DUH!