Weighty matters.
Rush Limbaugh has now decided to take on Michelle Obama’s appearance, saying the First Lady would never be in Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue. With all due respect, the only way Rush himself would be pictured in that issue would be as a buoy.
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Carmelo Anthony has apparently been traded to the Knicks. Well, this could work out well. If Anthony moves to New York he’ll be closer to the major networks when it comes time to be a commentator for the later rounds of the NBA playoffs.
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The NFL owner and players association are having long secret talks. One lawyer described the proceedings as “We’re in a cone of silence.” Suppose it’s too much to hope for that both sides would “Get Smart.”
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Fans are still buzzing over Blake Griffin’s “car dunk” during the NBA All-Star slam-dunk competition. It might have been the biggest dunk ever over a large inanimate object, well not involving Shaq.
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Today will mark five YEARS since Supreme Court Judge Clarence Thomas has spoken during oral arguments. I guess he paid attention to that old Lincoln quote, “Better to keep silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
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A Florida mother ignited a controversy by having her teenage son stand on a street corner with a sign advertising his 1.22 GPA. The boy is particularly upset because he doesn’t want the school’s football players thinking that he’s a braggart and a nerd.
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Three of the Monkees are getting together for a 45th reunion tour. Which no doubt will feature their hit – “I’m a believer.” Excpet that now it’s “I’m a believer if i could just remember what I believe.”
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More music from Bill Littlejohn: The Hollies are releasing a song about the 1,255-pound Yankees rotation–‘He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Starter'”
And from my friend Jim Barach: Prince William and Kate Middleton sent out invitations to 1,900 guests for their upcoming Royal Wedding. Word is that Sarah Ferguson has already put hers up for sale on Ebay.
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In England, a travel company is now giving tours of Kate Middleton’s home town. They are doing so well the company is considering adding a tour of Camilla’s home stables.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
February 22, 2011 at 9:37 am
Yankees owner Hank Steinbrenner recently said that last year some of the team’s players were more concerned with building mansions than focussing on baseball. Steinbrenner then excused himself to change the water in the moat surrouding the $1,000 seats at Yankee Stadium