How can we miss you if you won’t go away?
Wonder now that it looks like Brett Favre might actually finally be retiring if anyone will make a movie about his NFL career. They would need to choose a title though, as “The Long Goodbye” is already taken.
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So the Seattle Seahawks make the playoffs with a 7-9 record. But maybe we shouldn’t be surprised, at USC Pete Carroll had a long history of making it to the post-season with relatively mediocre paid talent.
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The NFL actually was hoping the St. Louis Rams would win today and save the league the embarassment of having such a lousy team in the postseason. If this sort of thing keeps up people will start comparing them to the BCS.
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Even scarier to 49ers fans…. as lousy as the team looked, they were only one win away from the playoffs.
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Regarding Ohio State’s president complaining about other schools playing “the little sisters of the poor.”. Did it occur to him the Big Ten might BE the “little sisters of the poor.?”
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Or as Gary Morton sent in, maybe they can call the new divisions, “Little Sisters” and “Poor.”
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Actually, this just in “the little sisters of the poor” are favored in their Big Ten opener next year.
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Joe Paterno, 84, says he intends to keep recruiting at Penn State, which means he will be talking to high school students who will be seniors when he turns 90. Joe has, however, adapted with the times. While he’s not big on the internet he no longer sends out scholarships by Pony Express.
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Oklahoma’s 48-20 victory over Connecticut in the Fiesta on Saturday drew only a 6.7 percent ranking (of all homes with televisions tuned into the game.) This was lower even than some regular college games. Since it was January 1, wonder how many of those televisions were from viewers who fell asleep in their living rooms after a late night and then the Rose Bowl?
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A week after a blizzard struck New York City, the snow is melting and the trash piles are growing. New Yorkers say they haven’t seen so much useless garbage in one place since last year’s Mets opening day.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
January 3, 2011 at 8:44 am
A NYC man who jumped from a ninth floor window in an attempted suicide was unhurt when he landed on top of a pile of garbage that had accumulated on the sidewalk following the recent blizzard. He died shortly thereafter of disgust
January 3, 2011 at 3:17 pm
Yesterday vs Buffalo, the Jets barely played Sanchez, and rested Tomlinson, Cromartie, Greene and Revis among other starters. Suffice to say that they better show up next week in Indy ready to put their best foot forward.