Cyber monday…
Which means, if you’re reading this instead of shopping you’ve either got all your shopping done or you’re waiting until Christmas Eve?
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Cyber Monday – it’s one day of the year when bosses may not cyber-snoop on employees, because they’re too busy shopping themselves. what
And if they do catch their employees hiding something, at least it’s not likely to be porn or solitaire.
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Actually, it’s a really good thing Cyber Monday isn’t in March. Considering that most people fill out their NCAA brackets the day after “Selection Sunday,” both sexes could combine to bring American worker productivity to a complete halt.
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Some Northern California media types expected the Oakland Raiders to “make a statement” against the Miami Dolphins Sunday.
Actually, the Raiders did make a statement – Unfortunately it was – “We still basically suck.”
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Hard to believe but with two pro teams (okay at least semi-pro) teams in the San Francisco Bay area, the top NFL quarterback currently in Northern California is probably already Andrew Luck.
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And with #4 Stanford now projected to go to the Fiesta Bowl, the University of Phoenix stadium, which also will host the BCS Championship game, can claim to be hosting three of the top matchups of amateur teams in the nation.
Five if you count the 49ers – Cardinals game Monday night.
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Many in the media are taking Derek Jeter’s side in his contentious contract negotiations, with a USA Today article talking about how the Yankees are “jilting” Jeter.
“Jilting?” Really? To the tune of a $45 million contract? As far as being jilted in New York the only people who have come close to that kind of payout have married Donald Trump..
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Leslie Nielsen died tonight at a Fort Lauderdale hospital. Which is a “big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.” R.I.P. to one of the funniest men of our generation.
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Sarah Palin is complaining about “bluebloods and intellectuals.” Well, fine, except that pretty much describes our founding fathers.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
November 29, 2010 at 9:07 am
“Skating with the Stars.” Another program for the forgotten. Don’t know why they call either Dancing or Skating with the stars. Should be Dancing/Skating with the Wannabees. I tried googling them to see who they were. It said “try Yahoo.”
November 29, 2010 at 9:53 am
Surely, we are saddened by Mr. Nielsen’s passing.
November 29, 2010 at 10:11 am
TC, shouldn’t be it “shirley, we are saddened…?”
November 29, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Janice,
Weren’t you the one that pointed out that Leslie Neilson was the only comic to ever get away with pedophilia jokes. Airplane “Tommy, have you ever been to a Turkish bath?”
November 29, 2010 at 12:49 pm
According to documents recently released by Wikileaks, the government used diplomats as spies. Geez, you join the foreign service and you end up on the Broncos coaching staff