Coach of the year…
Cleveland Cavaliers coach Mike Brown was named NBA coach of the year Monday after leading the team to a division title and a number one seed in the playoffs.
The award can be attributed to Brown’s hard work, instilling a great team attitude, and oh yeah, having the league MVP, Lebron James, on his roster.
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There have to be moments when President Obama wonders what “why exactly did I want this stupid job anyway.”
And then’s there’s days like Monday, where in the midst of a work day, you hear that Tiger Woods is in town, you ask him to stop by the house, and he does.
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So the President of the United States is a black man, and after Susan Boyle’s “Britain’s Got Talent” audition the world’s biggest singing star is a homely white woman. Seal and Hillary Clinton are not completely thrilled about this.
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The Detroit Lions, 0-16 in the 2008 season, have unveiled a new logo with a a fiercer looking lion. IF this works will the Toronto Maple Leafs change their logo to poison ivy?
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The Detroit Lions, 0-16 in the 2008 season, unveiled a new logo for 2009 with a fiercer looking lion. If this works will the Los Angeles Clippers change their nickname to the Los Angeles Chain Saws?
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Paraguay’s president, Fernando Lugo, has been accused of fathering two out of wedlock children before he took office. Where does he think he is? In the NBA?
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Or, who does he think he is? Travis Henry?
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tacky joke alert below.
President Lugo is accused of fathering both children while he was a Catholic bishop, and both mothers were teenagers at the time of the relationships. Upon hearing this the Catholic Church said, “Thank God, no altar boys.”
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Or -upon hearing this the Vatican professed shock. We have priests who sleep with girls?
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