Posted tagged ‘memo jokes’

Classes, nothing but classes?

February 3, 2018


HS QB prospect Brevin White turned down Alabama for…. Princeton, even though he said Alabama “is a program with a great education.” Crimson Tide players are going “a great what?”

Tom Brady rookie card sold for $250,000 on eBay. Well, at least something connected with the Patriots QB is over-inflated.

Patriots staffer spotted today with what appeared to be Tom Brady’s #SuperBowl MVP acceptance speech. Well, this should do wonders for rumors that New England is a team of arrogant a**holes.

Man who sold Las Vegas shooter 720 rounds of ammunition didn’t have a license to manufacture armor-piercing bullets. But hey, middle-aged white guy, so move along, nothing to see here.

Who knew the stock market might not like President of the US pissing off the FBI, CIA and DOJ on the same day?

So when Trump fires Rosenstein and Mueller will he shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue just to put an exclamation point on it?

Seems to me that it’s simple with dueling memos. We’re seen GOP version, now just release Dem version and let American people decide. #MemoDay


#PunxsutawneyPhil is such a great scientist you expect @realDonaldTrump to appoint him as head of the National Weather Service.

George Papadopoulos is now reportedly a “cooperating witness” Hope he has a covfefe taster. #NunesMemo

Thomas More to Richard Rich, appointed AG to Wales for his perjury that doomed More.  “It profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world… but for Wales?

And GOP gave their souls for #NunesMemo?


Trump has been convinced FBI, CIA and DOJ have all been against him. Well, if they weren’t before….


Just thinking, if there IS a “pee-tape,” wonder how much higher the odds now are of a pissed-off and insulted FBI agent accidentally, uh, leaking it.


If Piers Morgan hadn’t angrily retweeted BBC cartoon of him with his face in Trump’s ass many people would have assumed the kneeling man was some random GOP member of Congress.


Yo memo’s so thin and insignificant, Trump wants to date it. #YoMemoJokes


From TC  “Budweiser will be airing a new ad during Super Bowl that will show how they shut down a Bud production line and converted it to can only water for donations to Houston, Florida and California during their crises last year. Nice gesture, but they could have just used the “Bud Light line” which is pretty much equal to water.

From Marc Ragovin –  “Vegas is actually taking bets on the quarter and time on the clock when refs will screw up a call in Patriots’ favor.”