Archive for June 1, 2019

Beam me up Scotty…

June 1, 2019

After being seen chatting with Stephen Curry, and pulling something out his hair. , Drake posted a video and said “Steph Curry hair lint for sale on my eBay right now!!!”

The bidding supposedly is up to $100,000….

 

Scoring five runs in the first and trailing 6-5 going to 2nd inning  might be the most 2019 SF Giants thing ever.

The SEC is lifting their conference ban on alcohol sales in stadiums, and will let individual schools decide.  And let’s see, most of these universities are in open-carry states. What could possibly go wrong?

 

 

United Airlines has announced they will now limit the number of unaccompanied minors on flights to six. What about the number of adults who act like children?

 

Time sadly to reset the mass shooting clock again in the U.S.   Also sadly, you knew immediately the killer wasn’t an immigrant or a Muslim, as it took Trump until Saturday morning to tweet about it.

And this last mass shooter had apparently been in National Guard. A good guy with a gun. Until he wasn’t.

On a brighter note, Trump calling Meghan Markle “nasty” will probably do as much as anything to endear her to the British people.

Have seen a few people point out on Twitter that today’s stock market drop is an excellent buying opportunity for Trump cronies if Donald ends up going back on his tariff threat. But of course a stable genius would know market-manipulation is illegal, right?

Trump claims to be kicking off his re-election campaign in Orlando. Guess no one showed him this from Orange County, which is mosly Orlando, in 2016 – .. Hillary Clinton, 59.8%. Donald Trump 35.4%

To be fair, Trump did tweet this yesterday… (verbatim)

“As we celebrate LGBT Pride Month and recognize the outstanding contributions LGBT people have made to our great Nation, let us also stand in solidarity with the many LGBT people who live in dozens of countries worldwide that punish, imprison, or even execute individuals…….on the basis of their sexual orientation. My Administration has launched a global campaign to decriminalize homosexuality and invite all nations to join us in this effort!

My question, who stole his phone?

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