The Giants Score A Run! The Giants Score A Run!
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And SF Giants after 2 games do have 1/3 as many home runs at Paul Goldschmidt did in one night.
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I love Renel Brooks-Moon, but she is NOT as NBC Sports Bay Area tonight said “the first woman baseball PA announcer.” Sherry Davis was that. #SFGiants
Anyone else beginning to think God has Duke in His or Her March Madness brackets?
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That moment when you say “Who’d have imagined that Auburn could beat UNC. And then you remember filling out that cat bracket.
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Warriors forward Jordan Bell got suspended one game for “charging a candle to assistant coach Mike Brown’s hotel bill.” He has apologized and said it was intended to be “funny.”
Two thoughts – 1. To earn a suspension, it must have been a heck of a fancy candle 2. Good thing Bell is better at basketball than he is at comedy.
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Greg Schiano just resigned from Patriots, saying he wants to spend more time on his “faith and family.” So let’s see a revelation from Penn State or Ohio State days? Or who has “something new and different” in the pool?
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Yet another tourist fell while trying to take a picture and getting too close to the rim of the Grand Canyon.
Maybe they should change the warning signs to something saying “Darwin Awards available here.”
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Crowds at Trump’s Michigan rally last night joined in a chant of “AOC sucks.” Melania’s “Be Best” campaign is working SO well.
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Trump says he’s going to close Southern border next week unless Mexico stops ALL illegal immigration. So how’s that “Space Wall” going to work with airplanes?
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It’s such an “national emergency” that Trump says “it’s likely he’ll be closing the Southern border next week. But first he needed to start his golf weekend early this afternoon.
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So what happens when someone explains to Trump what “does not exonerate him” means?
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Donald Trump in Michigan tonight, on wind power “If it doesn’t blow, you can forget about television for that night. I know a lot about wind.” Wind? No. Hot air. Definitely.
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From my funny friend Alex Kaseberg, on actor Jussie Smollett’s big week: “He had his 16 charges of staging a hate crime dropped. And today he was accepted to UCLA on a women’s soccer scholarship.”
