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Never on Sunday?

November 15, 2018

After their 50 yr sellout streak ended, this year the Redskins, at 74.9% have the lowest percentage of home seats filled for 2018 in the NFL. Shocking. This is the first year Washington fans have figured out tickets aren’t worth it?

Golden State Warriors have to be thankful for one thing tonight. Packers and Seahawks are playing a close game on Thursday Night Football.

Miami Marlins will have new logos and uniforms next year.
Unfortunately, those new uniforms will have the same players in them.

The Detroit Tigers’ stadium worker who was fired for spitting on a pizza has been sentenced to 18 months of probation.
When probation’s over wonder if the Red Sox want to hire him at Fenway to serve Yankees fans?”

With an assist from Scott Russell. A Comerica Park stadium worker who spit on a pizza has been placed on probation. He was fired by the Detroit Tigers, but reportedly has a call from Los Angeles – they think he might be able to improve the taste of Dodger Dogs.

Donald Trump  – “Sometimes they go to their car, put on a different hat, put on a different shirt, come in and vote again.”
Uh, really? That tactic won’t even get you a second bobblehead.

To cut costs, NRA has stopped serving free coffee to employees at their headquarters.
Armed people without their caffeine fix, what could go wrong?

So really, with all the breaches and security issues, Facebook wants me to “add your phone number to help secure your account”??!!
Three letters. N.F.W.


Some controversy now on Michael Avenatti’s domestic violence arrest; but whether he is guilty or innocent has NOTHING to do with Stormy Daniels’ having told the truth. Period.

Ohio today passed a bill outlawing abortion after 6-7 weeks. At the same time the state has abstinence only sex-ed programs that mean many young women especially may not realize they are pregnant by 6-7 weeks.
Once again, pro-life my ass.

To be fair, maybe reason Donald Trump is so unhinged this morning is that he left White House without ID and store wouldn’t let him buy his Fruit Loops.

Small children hate losing. And until they reach the age of reason get a conscience, many will insist they only lost because another child cheated.
“This is a problem in California that’s so bad of illegals voting. This is a California problem and if you notice, almost every race — I was watching today — out of like 11 races that are in question they’re gonna win all of them.”- Trump to the Daily Caller today.


We go lower

November 15, 2018

Just think, if we didn’t have politics  the country could be focused on serious matters like  Draymond Green calling Kevin Durant a bitch….


SF 49ers game against Seattle Seahawks has been moved from Sunday Night Football to an afternoon game.
Because NFL has decided the 49ers have no chance to overtake Raiders for #1 draft pick?

Although USC, 5-5, needs to beat UCLA to be bowl-eligible, Clay Helton says he expects to remain coach, and that the university gives him “a lot of support.”
Translation, the Trojans can’t figure out who else might want to take on this current mess.

New New Orleans Saint Brandon Marshall,  the “narrative is that I’m done.”  Not that coach Sean Payton would have any idea what do with a new toy carrying a chip on his  shoulder.

R.I.P Douglas Rain, 90, the actor best known for voicing the computer HAL in “2001: A Space Odyssey,”. Wonder when he asks for the Pearly Gates to be opened if St Peter will respond ” Sorry, Doug, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Benshot, a 16 person Wisconsin company decided to give all their employees handguns for Christmas, for “employee safety” and because it’s “kind of fun and exciting.”
Well, and you thought your office Christmas party got out of control the time people got drunk and argumentative….

Got it,  First Lady Melania Trump was more upset at deputy national security adviser Mira Ricardel, over seat assignments on a government plane than she was at women who slept with her husband?

As McConnell challenges the Dems to be “bipartisan,” your reminder of his January 2010 quote “The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.”


Is it time to point out if you check into a Trump hotel with a credit card they don’t ask for ID?

Trump now supporting bipartisan bill saying “We’re all better off when former inmates can receive and re-enter society as law-abiding, productive citizens.”
Translation, I’m concerned going forward about my staff and family

Why does Jeff Flake threatening to vote against Trump judge picks after McConnell blocks vote on Mueller protection bill bring to mind that image of Lucy pulling the football away from Charlie Brown?. Again.