Counting down.
Anyone who says April baseball is boring isn’t paying attention. #Giants #Dodgers
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Four and a half minutes for instant replay to decide a call stands in tonight’s Giants Dodgers game? How long until the instant replay breaks are “brought to you by….”?
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Josh Hamilton and Mike Napoli both have injured themselves on head-first slides, and Gregor Blanco got away with one Tuesday night in SF. Have any of them noticed that NO ONE at the NFL combine finishes the 40 yard dash with a dive?
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The NBA Bucks have been sold, to new owners who say they will keep the team in Milwaukee. Of course this could partly be because no one else wants them.
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Bud Selig called MLB’s instant replay rollout “remarkable” and said “we’ve had really very little controversy overall.” Presume the commissioner reiterated that the steroid era is over.
(from my friend Lindol, “I’ll have what he’s having.”)
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In the #Marlins rotation, Slowey will replace Hand. Does this even need a punchline?
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British PM David Cameron has been photographed enjoying himself on vacation in the Canary Islands at a topless beach. And President Obama no doubt got a call offering to assist with U.S. – England relations from Bill Clinton.
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A missing Nebraska toddler was found safe and sound INSIDE a toy claw game machine. Apparently he wanted the stuffed toys inside and managed to squeeze his way through the prize slot. Good thing the slot is small or this story might have given a number of frat boys ideas.
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At online betting site, Bovada, Tiger Woods, at 10-1, is a co-favorite with Rory McIlroy to win the U.S. Open in June. Even though Woods probably won’t play in the U.S. Open. Guess he’s the only name a lot of bettors know?
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As the NBA season ends, remember “2014” as the answer to win a future bar bet. As in the 1st year ever the Lakers, Knicks and Celtics will all miss the playoffs.
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A United flight from JFK to Dulles was evacuated today after a Twitter post said there was a bomb on board. Silly. For that short a flight there wasn’t even time fpr a GOOD inflight movie.
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The story out of South Korea with that ferry gets worse and worse. Who have ever thought the Costa Concordia would look like a model evacuation by comparison?
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April 17, 2014 at 4:41 am
Josh Hamilton and Mike Napoli both have injured themselves on head-first slides, and Gregor Blanco got away with one Tuesday night in SF. Have any of them noticed that NO ONE at the NFL combine finishes the 40 yard dash with a dive?
Also Yasiel Puig.
April 17, 2014 at 9:58 pm
Travel Industry News: A Korean Airlines A380 jumbo jet hit 2 light poles while taxiing at LAX.
(On a personal note, I once flew on Cathay Pacific. The take off and landing were incident free, but it took the pilots an hour to parallel park the aircraft)