Falling leaves, falling rankings.
Five ranked SEC teams lost yesterday. No punchline. I just like writing that.
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The Washington Redskins actually won. I blame Obama.
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Ted Cruz is now blaming Senate Republicans for the “lousy deal” to reopen the government. Other Senate Republicans are blaming voters in Texas.
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Perhaps Shakespeare anticipated the BCS? As almost two months before bowls are actually decided, the first BCS standings are out – “full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
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Oregon beat WSU 62 to 38, but defensive coordinator Nick Aliotti was furious at Washington State coach Mike Leach, whose team racked up 559 yards. “That’s total bullshit that he threw the ball at the end of the game like he did I think it’s low class and it’s bullshit to throw the ball when the game is completely over against our kids that are basically our scout team.” How dare they indeed… why the Cougars even managed to cover the spread….
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Even for those of us whose team’s are not in the World Series, one thing to smile about – after this year Tim McCarver is retiring!
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Maria Belen Chapur, Mark Sanford’s reason for “hiking the Appalachian trail” and now his fiancee, complained to a reporter that “Everybody has a fantasy that governors or lawmakers make a lot of money. ‘I’m going to take away that fantasy because a governor in the United States makes $108,000 per year … it’s not even enough to pay for private school for his children.” Oh the horror. (Btw, as a Congressman, Sanford now makes $174,000 a year. per capita income in South Carolina, $33,000.)
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New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick isn’t happy with the controversial rule interpretation that led to the NY Jets’ game winning field goal today. And longtime Oakland Raiders fans are just giggling.
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October 21, 2013 at 7:41 am
Maria Belen Chapur, Mark Sanford’s reason for “hiking the Appalachian trail” and now his fiancee, complained to a reporter that “Everybody has a fantasy that governors or lawmakers make a lot of money. ‘I’m going to take away that fantasy because a governor in the United States makes $108,000 per year … it’s not even enough to pay for private school for his children.” Oh the horror. (Btw, as a Congressman, Sanford now makes $174,000 a year. per capita income in South Carolina, $33,000.)
Be fair, after all, if Latrell Sprewell couldn’t feed his kids on $15 million, how can we expect these poverty stricken society types to pay for private school. 🙂
October 21, 2013 at 7:52 am
To those NY Yankees fans who are bummed about the Red Sox making the World Series, let me offer two words of consolation: B Strong!
October 21, 2013 at 1:45 pm
As a die hard Redsox fan I like that one.
October 21, 2013 at 1:51 pm
Wish McCarver would have picked this year instead and take Buck with him. So pro Detroit, was pathetic to listen to. He really needed to have a Redsox roster in front of him as several times there were errors in his announcing who was at bat. Game 5 I turned off the sound on Fox and listened to radio announcers on Weei on my MLB app. 😦
October 21, 2013 at 3:53 pm
hah, most Detroit fans I know think they were pro-Boston. But we all agree they are bad.
October 21, 2013 at 3:09 pm
People are not signing up for ObamaCare because the form asks for occupation? Enrollees are thinking they have to get a job to qualify and NO WAY will they agree to that!
October 21, 2013 at 10:16 pm
Tim McCrabber will be so pro-StL, it will make your head spin. He played there in the 60’s and won 2 world series rings with the Cards. He is totally anal because his back up catcher at the time, Bob Uecker is more famous and popular than he is.