Say what, say who?
After 3 rounds of the PGA, lots of headlines about Tiger Woods not being able to win another major this week. Amazed I haven’t seen one that says he’s ONLY 13 shots back
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Men are having a hard time with the Oprah in Switzerland story. Who would want a $38,000 handbag anyway? I mean for the cost of a few of those purses you could get a Ferrari.
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The NSA says that they only “touch” 1.6 % of internet data,(and of that 0.025% is selected for review.) The other 98.4% belongs to advertisers.
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All pitchers are equal, some of them are more equal than others: MLB just overturned an official scorer’s call in the Tigers-White Sox game July 25. They decided an RBI double by Chicago’s Tyler Flowers was actually an error. Now, all four runs that inning against Justin Verlander are unearned…
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Johnny Manziel’s lawyer predicts the Heisman Trophy winner won’t miss any playing time in 2013. And if the NCAA investigation means that Texas A & M has to retroactively forfeit their season, well, WGASA. (Certainly not Johnny.)
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Chris Brown’s publicist said the singer has suffered a seizure brought on by “intense fatigue and extreme emotional stress.” “Gosh what a shame” said a handful of men and no women.
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So tired of Fox baseball idiots. (Yes, I mean you, Buck and McCarver.) They were saying how the Orioles should walk Posey to pitch to Pence, even though Posey, while the reigning MVP, has been about 1 for 100 with RISP recently. Fortunately Showalter wasn’t any smarter. And Pence got the game winning hit. Go Giants.
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The NY Yankees are now trying to fine A-Rod about $150,000 for missing a day of his rehab without team permission. This relationship is deteriorating faster than a Hollywood marriage.
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The Mars One project, planned to start in 2022, is looking for 40 people willing to take a one-way trip to the planet in order to colonize it. Reportedly over 10,000 people have applied. Wonder how many of those applications were actually sent in by the person’s significant other or ex?
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The Obama family is vacationing in Martha’s Vineyard this week. The outcry from some in the GOP about such an exclusive destination could only be matched by the same people’s indignation if the President chose somewhere like Disney World or a Florida beachj. Where the security would interrupt the hard-earned vacations of countless average Americans.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
August 11, 2013 at 12:04 pm
Have you added up how many vacations the first family or parts there of, have taken and how many millions of our money they have spent? You could try not being so overtly left wing. Thanks! Keep to sports.
August 11, 2013 at 12:41 pm
Hey, appreciate your feedback, but you must have missed all the Weiner and Spitzer jokes. Last time I looked they were Democrats. (And W. did take a few trips to his ranch…:-) Romney has his own compound, two or three actually.) But you can also ignore any political jokes you don’t like. Thanks from the Left coast.
August 11, 2013 at 1:33 pm
ESPN headline on website 1:27pm PDT: Tiger Woods falls short at PGA.
Guess I’ll have to turn he TV on to see who’s leading.