Archive for June 14, 2013

Oh brother.

June 14, 2013

Jeb Bush, in a pro-immigration speech, said that immigrants were “more fertile.” Well, not sure about the torch, but it appears that the foot in mouth disease may have been passed to a new brother.

As Ian Kennedy gets a 10 game suspension for throwing at Zach Greinke’s head, instructive to remember the response of the great Bob Gibson, when asked if HE threw at batters’ heads: “Nah, heads move around too much. I always went for the ribs.”

MLB suspended 8 players for the Dodgers-Diamondbacks brawl. Presumably because they couldn’t suspend both entire teams.

Major League Baseball is offering a discount package on MLB TV for Father’s Day to “Give dad the gift of live baseball.”. And children of Marlins’ fans are thinking “Who hates their father that much?”

The headlines on the U.S. Open today…. all about how far back Tiger Woods is. He’s the NY Yankees of golf.

After “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham leaked flirty texts between her and Charlie Sheen, Sheen’s angry response included “congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud.” Wow. You know you’re over the top when you disgust Charlie Sheen.. 

In a recent Gallup poll, 10% of Americans said they have confidence in #Congress. That many?

A Boston woman recently paid $560,000 for two off-street parking spaces in Back Bay. Insane? Yeah, but probably more reasonable than a lot of teams pay for a lousy middle reliever.

Freedom?

June 14, 2013

Edward Snowden’s latest comment today, accusing the U.S. government of trying to “bully” his refuge of Hong Kong. ““My only comment is that I am glad there are governments that refuse to be intimidated by great power.” Ah, yes, China, land of the free and home of the brave….

My friend Jeff Klein posted today how 11% of MLB games this year have gone extra innings….some deep into extra innings. If this happened in the NFL you know they’d find a way to charge more for it.

And in fact, the NFL has decided to ban large purses, backpacks, coolers etc at games this season, limiting fans to one clear bag no larger than 12″ by 6″ by 12″, and a small clutch bag. Well, this MAY keep fans safer, but it will definitely will make fans need to buy more food/drink at the stadiums.

All sarcasm aside, so Phil Mickelson, who missed some practice this week to return from Pennsylvania to California for his daughter’s 8th grade graduation, is one shot off the lead in the U.S. Open with a -3 for the day. Wonder if this is God’s way of saying “Well played, Phil, Well played.”

Police in Leicester, England credit their bust of a pot factory, with seven arrests, from smelling marijuana when they rolled down car windows on patrol to get fresh air when an officer passed gas. Forget doughnuts, sounds like to really fight crime, police need to spend more time at Taco Bell.

The LA Dodgers and AZ Diamondbacks played a brawl-free game Wednesday after Tuesday’s melee. But reliever Ronald Belisario said of the hostilities – “It’s not done.” The Dodgers’ season on the other hand….

NY Jets coach Rex Ryan is already ranting about the team’s wide receivers for dropping passes in minicamp. Waiting to see how he’s going to blame this one on Tebow.

In Japan, the Nippon Professional Baseball league just admitted 60 games into the season that they are using a new livelier baseball which has resulted in more home runs. Once Selig gets this Biogenesis ball rolling expect to see him on a plane to Japan…

One dead, at least 77 injured in today’s chemical plant explosion in Louisiana. And no word yet on the cause. But just guessing it wasn’t excessive government regulation.  

Rupert Murdoch, 82, and his wife Wendy Deng, 44, are divorcing. Wonder if he found a younger woman.

Wow, a TSA agent with a sense of humor. Harried mom with a baby traveling solo, everyone trying to help, and she dutifully shows the agent her baby food packets. He says “Sorry, we don’t accept pureed broccoli and carrots.   (long pause) … only peas.” First smiles I’ve seen in ages in a security line. Including from mom when she figured out he was kidding.

From T.C.  “The Boston Bruins are in the Stanley Cup. The Boston Red Sox have the best record in the American League. So the top story in Beantown newspapers? Tebow signs with Pats.”