PGA – Pretty Gawd Awful ratings.
How the mighty have fallen. PGA tour and television executives originally hoped for a finish with a battle between Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy or Phil Mickelson. Now it’s, well, the five players atop the PGA Championship leaderboard all have U.S. passports.
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With apologies to Abbott and Costello, this year’s tournament could be subtitled “Who’s in first?”
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Alex Rodriguez, still not talking to the media about those poker allegations, went 0-3 in his second minor league rehab start. A-Rod said he wasn’t complaining about his performance, and was just playing the hand he was dealt.
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Barry Zito apparently reinjured his right foot in a rehab start in Fresno. No word on which member of the San Francisco Giants management allegedly put the rusty nail on the mound.
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The Cubs’ suspended Carlos Zambrano for 30 days after his latest meltdown. Word has it Cubs management was considering a stiffer punishment – trading their mercurial pitcher to the Houston Astros.
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Michele Bachmann won the Iowa Straw poll. This was great news for many Tea Partiers and all comedy writers.
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Open note to everyone who thinks that Michele Bachmann’s win in the Iowa straw poll means she will be the GOP nominee, first ask GOP 2008 straw poll winner Mike Huckabee. And to all who think the Iowa primary winner will end up in the White House, ask 2008 winner Mitt Romney.
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Meanwhile, wonder if Michele Bachmann will have to retire her endless refrain about being born in Waterloo.
It might have helped her in Iowa, but in the rest of the country anyone who studied history thinks of Napoleon, and anyone near baby-boomer age thinks of Abba.
Ron Artest now says he will definitely play in the U.K. this year. Londoners celebrated by making his”Meta World Peace” jersey the most popular choice to be looted.
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Rough start for Coach Jim Harbaugh with the 49ers. Maybe he got cocky about being able to deal with playing professional teams after all those Stanford games against USC.
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Lately Tim Lincecum has become the SF Giants equivalent of a great NFL quarterback. Leading his team to a win a week.
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And yes, a tip of the hat to all readers who thought reading that other teams spelling relief as “G-i-a-n-t-s H-i-t-t-i-n-g.” that the hyphen could be moved from between the T and the S to the S and the H.
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Walmart severed relations with one of the nation’s largest blueberry growers, after it was reported that the grower uses child labor -including kids as young as five years old, in their field.
Walmart stated they are totally against such practices and believe that kids should have the chance to be kids before they grow up to become exploited Walmart employees.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
August 14, 2011 at 7:52 am
Wakefield pitches today vs Mariners. Red Sox catcher Jarrod Saltalamacchia said “I’ll be looking for that Blue Jays guy in the stands, because I haven’t a clue where the pitches are going.”
August 14, 2011 at 1:14 pm
As a first baseman, Wakefield became a helluva pitcher. He’s 1 shy of career win #200 and even more astounding (to me), just 7 shy of equalling Roger Clemens and Cy Friggin Young as Boston’s winningest all-time pitcher. Suppose a PED would be detrimental to a knuckleballer? Maybe there’s a deer sanctuary in the Wakefields’ yard.
August 14, 2011 at 3:43 pm
After finishing way out of the running in the Iowa straw poll, Tim Pawlenty said that he was dropping his presidential bid and would throw his support behind the eventual GOP nominee. That’s like the Clippers announcing that they are ceding five minutes of practice time to the Lakers.