Great Scott?
Congratulations to Adam Scott on his PGA tour win today with Tiger’s old caddie, Steve Williams. What if a lot of the greatness wasn’t the man swinging the clubs, but the man holding the bag?
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As Berney pointed out could happen yesterday, this win means a bigger payout for Williams than for Woods.
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R.I.P. Mark Hatfield. He was a GOP Senator from Oregon for 30 years (1967-1997. But often took on his own party against the wars in Vietnam and the Persian Gulf. Hard to imagine someone crossing party lines like that today.
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South Carolina QB Stephen Garcia says he “contemplated giving myself a second shot,” by transferring to another school, after his FIFTH suspension at the university. But his teammates convinced him to stay. Another example of the football golden rule. If you have a golden arm, you don’t have to follow the rules.
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Apparently the AFA (American Family Association), the group that sponsored the Rick Perry’s prayer rally, is trying to lead a boycott of Home Depot for contributing to the pro-gay marriage campaign in New York. If I had a handy bone in my body this would get me shopping at Home Depot.
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An offhand thought about the controversy with Tony Bruno’s “illegal alien” comment about San Francisco Giants’ pitcher Ramon Ramirez – How would Bruno have reacted if a San Francisco writer or media type referred to him with a derogatory slur aimed at Italian-Americans?
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David Gergen said today on CNN.com that America needs another leader like Churchill. Maybe, but Churchill was probably both a racist and an alcoholic. He’d never make it through today’s opposition research and media gauntlets.
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Crazy times with the stock market on a roller coaster ride and the U.S. credit rating being downgraded. Fans of consistency can at least take comfort in the knowledge that this weekend both FOX’s MLB Game of the Week and ESPN’s Sunday night Baseball both feature the Red Sox-Yankees.
I am so not a NASCAR fan – but this statement by today’s Sprint winner Brad Keselowski – who drove with a broken leg – was pure class: “I’m no hero. The heroes are the guys that died in Afghanistan this weekend. I’m glad that we could win today, but those are the heroes. I just drive racecars for a living.”
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August 8, 2011 at 3:51 pm
How’s this for irony: the only investment in my portfolio that hasn’t gone up in smoke yet is The Neptune Society.
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Newsweek magazine is taking flak for their cover photo of Michele Bachmann in which she looks, uh, crazy. Conservatives and women are shocked. Me too. I didn’t realize that anyone still publishes an actual magazine.
August 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm
Hah, Newsweek could have made her look crazier by just publishing her quotes on the cover.
August 8, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Re crazy times with the stock market. My mutual funds have crashed more in the last 3 days than Tiger’s golf ranking. Thank goodness my Redsox won the series against the Yanks, at least it gave me something last night to cheer for. Today I’m just kicking myself for not buying some US$ early last week. Now, it’s pretty much back to parity….
August 8, 2011 at 8:05 pm
Yadier Malina was recently suspended five games for depositing spittle on umpire Rob Drake during an argument. I guess Drake hadn’t studied Malina’s spray chart.