Stanford women picked a bad game to start shooting free throws like men.
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And who had the UConn men in the finals, and the UConn women watching at home?
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Rough time to be an ESPN executive with women’s basketball, all the hype (and already canned segments) about a Stanford-UConn rematch, and the network ends up with Texas A & M-Notre Dame?
And changing over to baseball:-
Okay, Giants fans, it’s too soon to panic. But maybe Aubrey Huff needs a fielding thong.
Although for anyone reading too much into MLB’s first weekend, let’s see- the Royals are in first place, and one of the only undefeated teams left in baseball are the Baltimore Orioles?
Oh yeah, and the Red Sox are winless.
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The Yankees are now claiming that injured lefthanded reliever Pedro Feliciano was “abused” by the Mets during the four years he pitched for them. Not true, responded the Mets, the only people we abuse are our fans.
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Meanwhile, the third member of the Oakland Raiders was arrested this off-season. So lockout or no lockout the team is clearly in midseason form.
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And the most recent arrest of Raiders wide receiver Louis Murphy, was for illegal possession of a drug without a prescription, and the drug was Viagra. Think when the team actually gets back in the locker room he may hear one or two jokes about “performance enhancing drugs?”
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New Southwest slogan: “Flying that’s all it’s cracked up to be?”
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“Hop” was the clear box office winner this weekend. It might be the highest grossing bunny movie of all time, at least without Hugh Hefner involved.
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A 74 year old in San Diego stabbed his neighbor because he said the neighbor’s dogs were harrassing his kittens. Well, I suppose it’s a twisted sign of gender equality. Now we have a crazy cat man.
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Apparently the reviews were terrible for Charlie Sheen’s first two “Torpedo of Truth,” shows, with many people simply walking out. But maybe fans who bought tickets should have figured this – after all, a torpedo really is a kind of bomb.
From Bill Littlejohn: “Well, Jalen Rose, who had already been called on the carpet for his rants against Duke, has been pulled from ESPN after a DUI arrest. Looks like Rose has gone from the ‘Fab Five’ to ‘Two and a half men.'”