Tiger, tiger…
For moments last weekend, Tiger Woods looked like his old self in Dubai. But turns out it was just his spitting image.
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A Los Angeles CBS station says Serene Branson, a reporter who spoke incoherently during a segment on the Grammy Awards, is “feeling fine.” In fact, Ms. Branson now hopes to audition to be a judge on next year’s American Idol.
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You know you’re getting older when your response to some of the Grammy award winners goes from “I don’t really listen to them,” to “Who the heck are they?”
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Justin Bieber’s fans are apparently outraged that their hero didn’t win a Grammy for best new artist. I don’t know, clearly I’m not a teenage girl, but “new?” Doesn’t it seem like Justin has been around for EVER?
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Apparently negotiations between the St. Louis Cardinals and Albert Pujols are not going well as the slugger wants a huge contract. Wonder what number Pujols will wear in pinstripes?
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One good thing about watching the Bachelor on Valentine’s Day: if you’re attached to someone semi-normal it makes them appear better by comparison. And if you’re single, you think, it could be so much worse.
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So today is 106 days since the SF Giants won the World Series. “So days, years, what’s the difference?” responded fans in Chicago.
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So they lost out on Cliff Lee, had Andy Petitte retire, and now the Yankees hear that C.C. Sabathia may exercise his opt-out clausenext year. At this point the New York pitching theme song may be “Another one bites the dust.”
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A San Diego weatherman pled guilty to a lewd act after two witnesses reported seeing him masturbate while watching a woman at a bus stop.
He originally told police he was “adjusting the window blinds.” Ladies and gentlemen, I think a new euphemism has been born.
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From Marc Ragovin.
So Yankees fans are worried that CC Sabathia might exercise his opt out clause. No need for concern. It’s been a long time since CC has exercised anything.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
February 15, 2011 at 10:45 am
Hey, I’d rather have my ball role over spit than urine. I’ve seen guys taking a whizz on nearest tree to fairway, where my ball usually ends up. That’s why they have those ball washers at every green. They really work, but it hurts.
February 15, 2011 at 8:22 pm
Just read about that San Diego weatherman who pled guilty to a lewd act after two witnesses reported seeing him masturbate while watching a woman at a bus stop. He originally told police he was “adjusting the window blinds.”
His sentence: a $200. fine, attend at least one couseling session, stay away from the victim and he’s not allowed to play blind man buff near any bus stops.
February 15, 2011 at 10:44 pm
tiger tiger…. what are you thinking? do you think you’re in Chinatown?
do you think you’re Gaylord Perry?
do you think that’ll be one spitfire way to make up the gobs of cash you lost in endorsements?
next week – to caddy Steve Williams – “hand me my putter please and also… the spitoon please…..”
so now we know Tiger and Hank Haney only had a minor spat.