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San Francisco 49ers’ owner Jed York said he would spare no expense and search nationwide for a new general manager for the team. But it appears he will simply promote vice president of player personnel Trent Baalke from down the hall.
Sounds like he spent about as much time searching as O.J. did for the real killer.
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Regarding that $50,000 fine for Brett Favre. The man makes $16 million a year. Which means for the average American, he’s paying about the equivalent of a speeding ticket.
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But really, $50,000 total for inappropriate texts? This just in, Tiger Woods has dubbed Favre “The Luckiest Man in the World.”
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But okay, you think you have a rough job. How’d you like to be the forensic analyst who the NFL hired to decide if “beyond a reasonable doubt” those really were pictures of Brett Favre’s junk?
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The Associated Press, says that a “person with knowledge” told them that federal authorities are investigating if Senate Republican candidate Christine O’Donnell used campaign money for her own personal expenses.
The AP hopes to do a followup interview, as soon as they find out on what lilypad their informant now lives.
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While I understand the President’s intent in congratulating the Eagles for taking a chance on ex-felon Michael Vick, I have to wonder, would Obama have made the same call had Vick had a season like say, Alex Smith.
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Andnow, ladies and gentlemen, doing their job to fill in admirably since there are no live late-night joke monologues this week, I give you the NCAA spokesman, this time on the Auburn-Ohio State controversies:
“Money is not a motivator or factor as to why one school would get a particular decision versus another.”
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A man in South Carolina was hit by an SUV while playing a real life game of “Frogger.”
(yes, that old arcade game where you try to jump a frog through lanes of fast moving traffic, only he was playing the frog role.)
The only thing keeping this guy from a guaranteed Darwin award is the fact that the hospital says he will probably live.”
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The Post Office has announced that all new first class stamps will be “Forever” stamps. Is that referring to how long the stamps will last or how long it will take your letters to get there?
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From Gary Morten: This just in, Terrelle Pryor has just signed an endorsement deal with QVC.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
December 30, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Why spend all that money on a forensic specialitst to verify Brett’s junk? Just show the pictures to his wife. She should be able to verify if it is junk or not.
On Senate Republican candidate Christine O’Donnell using campaign money for her own personal expenses, you know how much much money it costs to look like a cheap witch?
On Forever Stamps, some stamp subjects should have expiration dates, like the one for Reagan. One guy in Milwaukee proposed a beer-flavored lick-em stamp to honor the Pretzel. Who would want that flavor to last forever?