How the mighty have fallen…
The defending World Cup champions didn’t even make it out of the first round. This is one of the most embarrassing things that has ever happened to Italy, well, without Catholic priests involved.
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The Netherlands will take a perfect 3-0 record into the round of 16 at the World Cup. Which means group E will go down in history as the “Dutch Crunch.”
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Americans are apparently now actually starting to tune into the World Cup. So the real winner when Donovan scored that late goal against Algeria? ESPN.
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Apparently the U.S.-Algeria match broke records for Americans watching on Espn.com. Which considering that the match was during the work day, could have gotten a lot of people fired. Assuming they had jobs to be fired from.
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The Isner-Mahut match lasted three days. That’s longer than Britney Spears’ first marriage.
(although for any British readers, shorter than a cricket test match.)
John Isner 70 – Nicholas Mahut 68. Give the Frenchman credit. He lasted longer than his country did in World War II.
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A California couple was arrested for allegedly trying to sell their 6-month-old baby for $25 outside a Walmart store. They were charged both with child endangerment and illegally undercutting Walmart prices.
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The former Bachelor and his former fiancee, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi, deny that they basically are nothing but shallow publicity hounds. And they further announced they will sit down for joint interviews to explain their breakup on the Bachelorette, and of course other interested shows.
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Toy Story 3 has grossed over $100 million already. This gives the movie the record for the most profit ever made from artificially-created figures since the last Los Angeles plastic surgeons’ convention.
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Let’s hope the iPhone 4 craze slows down before next Friday’s opening of “Eclipse,” the latest Twilight movie. Otherwise it could be really scary with those potentially intersecting long lines. Some of these people could actually meet and mate.
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Inspired by Jerry Perisho, who suggested that since Carly Simon is turning 65 this weekend, that the song “Nobody does it better” is now the theme song for Metamucil.
Now the reason Carly has “No Secrets,” is she can’t remember them anymore.
And Simon is working on a remake of a hit – now dedicated to her women friends – “You’re so Varicose Veined.”
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Northern California has started toll carpool lanes, so drivers will be able to buy their way into the fast lanes. They got the idea from Meg Whitman, who hopes to buy her way into the fast lane all the way to Sacramento.
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Left Coast Sports Babe 
June 25, 2010 at 2:39 am
With the eighth pick in the NBA draft, the Los Angeles Clippers selected Al-farouq Aminu, which is arabic for “he who will disappoint.”
So John Isner defeated Nicholas Mahut 70 games to 68, in a fifth set Wimbeldon match that lasted three days. 70 wins in three days. That’s a decade’s worth for the Clippers.
[ps: look at me. i couldnt have given a rat’s butt about the LAC a few months ago!!!]
June 25, 2010 at 9:40 am
Hey Marc, you think I knew who was in the World Cup a month ago? Or who John Isner was? You work with what you can. And now that Americans are getting into soccer, wonder how many of them thought “Wow, Brazil -Portugal, supposed to be two of the best offenses in the game. Now that’s worth getting to up watch..”