Left Coast Sports Babe

BearVault, a San Diego-based company that builds complex containers for campers to keep their food safe from bears, may have met its match. One small female bear now known as “Yellow-Yellow” in the Adironack region of New York has now graduated from opening the company’s childproof medicine bottle type lid, to its most complicated model.

The bear can now open a canister that requires pressing one tab, then turning the lid then pressing another tab. A system that even some humans have problems using.

As to the bear’s name, “Yellow-yellow,” it refers to her tags.” For some reason researchers changed it from her original cute cub name, “Jessica Simpson.”

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It’s July 30, Do you know if Brett Favre is still retired.

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Some in Massachusetts are saying that instead of the Bud Light, Coors, and Red Stripe favored by President Obama, Sergeant Crowley and Professor Gates respectively, that the President should have served Boston’s local Sam Adams beer at their White House meeting.

Yeah, what could sent a greater message of peace than an beer named after the man who may have helped provoke the Boston Massacre and certainly instigated the Boston Tea Party?

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Budweiser defended their inclusion in the White House “Beer Let’s Not Bash.” Apparently as suggested by Bill Littlejohn, they even brewed a special beer for the President, titled “Bud Light-en Up.”
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The San Francisco Giants pitching staff recorded their major league leading fourteenth shutout Wednesday. Which is doubly impressive considering they never got to pitch against their own team.

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Commie Pinko alert on this joke.

Fox commentator Glenn Beck said that he “believes” President Obama is a racist. The network’s V.P. of programming immediately disavowed the statement, saying that the Fox News Channel doesn’t know Obama is a racist, but they definitely do know he was born in Kenya.

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