Well, their hitting anyway.
Big Papi, David Ortiz, final hit his first home run in 150 at bats. Which should make him an honorary Giant.
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Variation on an old joke. How can you criticize the San Francisco Giants’ offense. There’s insufficient evidence.
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The San Francisco pitching staff may soon start referring to themselves as “Bra-less.” As in, no support.
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At this point the Giants are scoring less than a Star Trek convention.
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University of Tennessee football coach Lane Kiffin was guilty of a minor NCAA rules violation for his early announcement of a recruit’s signing on Twitter. This is shocking. There are grown men who Twitter?
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After the finale, we’ve learned one thing about America. We may be ready for a black president. We’re just not ready for an American Idol with black nail polish.
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The NCAA has denied another year of eligibility for Florida State receiver Corey Surrency because he previously played for the Florida Kings, a semi-pro team. Well, if that’s the standard, Surrency would have been better off had he just played for the Detroit Lions.
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A man called 911 because his adult son wouldn’t clean up the mess he had made. Yeah, it’s tough these days to be George H. W. Bush.