You can’t make this stuff up
As in – Michael Vick – potential future PETA spokesman.
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And Miss California, Carrie Prejean, who has now been confirmed to have had her “boob job” paid for by pageant officials, is going on the road. Apparently to talk about her view that marriage should be between a man and a surgically enchanced woman.
She says, among other things, that “God was testing my character and faith. I’m glad I stayed true to myself.” Apparently truth has nothing to do with cup size.
But you have to hand it to her on priorities. Ms Prejean was willing to risk losing the pageant by honestly answering a question about what she believes to be unnatural gay marriage. But she wasn’t not willing to lose it by showing up with her natural cleavage.
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So the economy is in shambles, Chrysler is declaring bankruptcy, and the swine flu might be a pandemic. And a Texas Congressman has introduced a bill to prevent the NCAA from crowning a national football champion unless that champion comes out of a playoff system. Good to see Congress is on top of things:
Actually it would be an interesting bet – will the U.S.bring down Bin Laden before we bring down the BCS?
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Well, for those who remember Hillary Clinton’s primary comment that Barack Obama was not a Muslem “As far as I know…:”
We’ve got a contender to top that:
Brett Favre’s affirmation of his retirement: “At this time.”
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Supreme Court Justice David Souter has announced he is retiring as of June so he can return to a quiet life in New Hampshire. President Obama accepted the retirement, but simply asked Souter that before he leaves, could he also tell Clarence Thomas about the joys of rural New England?
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With all the school closings, this “swine flu” has to seem like a real gift to schoolchildren who have been ready for summer vacation for months. The only way it could be better, if it were “broccoli flu.” (Or anything else transmitted by eating vegetables.)
And finally, from the very funny Derek Wilken of Calgary, Alberta, on U.S. officials advising citizens to avoid large crowds during the swine flu scare: “They are suggesting people stay home or stick to sparsely populated areas like the Yankees’ box seats.’’
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