Archive for April 14, 2009

Taxing day – and rough times in Washington

April 14, 2009

Actually, this year almost all Americans will find they are paying less taxes… Unfortunately it’s because almost all Americans have less income.

The Washington Capitals, with one of the best records in the NHL, start the playoffs this week.  And considering that the Stanley Cup Finals don’t finish unti June, the Capitals may be playing meaningful games longer than the Nationals.

The Washington Nationals as of Tuesday night are the last winless team in Major League Baseball, while the Washington Wizards are finishing up one of the worst NBA seasons ever.   Which is scary, because for non-hockey fans, the most competent operation in town to watch just MIGHT be Congress.

The Boston Red Sox, with one of the highest payrolls in baseball, have started out the year 2-6.   With that kind of return on investment they may not make the playoffs, but if they keep it up they could be eligible for a federal bailout.

Defense Secretary Gates called the Somali pirates “untrained teenagers with heavy weapons.”  Either that or he was describing the populations of many of US inner cities.

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is rumored to be interested in joining a reality show.  I believe the title is “Dancing with the Truth.”

The Vatican vetoed the appointment of Caroline Kennedy as U.S. Ambassador.  This despite the fact that she is one of the most beloved American Catholics, has a record of public service, and is a married mother of three.  Apparently the Vatican doesn’t, however, like her support for women’s reproductive rights.

Well, if it’s all about procreation, maybe Obama should just nominate Nayda Suleman?

And in California, a bill has been introduced to make marijuana legal, though it faces heavy opposition.  This despite a state budget crisis, the fact that marijuana just might be the largest agricultural crop in the state, and that  it has been smoked by the last three Presidents.  (And the children of at least the two before that.)

Shocking

April 14, 2009

A celebrity has been convicted of murder in Los Angeles.  What’s next, Kobe Bryant leading the league in assists?

Dodgers’ fans staying until the eighth inning?

The Clippers becoming respectable?  Okay, let’s not go that far.

From Jim Barach:  A federal judge says the prosecution’s behavior in the case against former Senator Ted Stevens was the worst he has seen in 25 years. Where was he during the O.J. Simpson murder trial?

And not like we’re keeping score or anything, but if we were….

The score:  Obama administration  –  three pirates,

Bush-Cheney adminstration –  one lawyer 

The Mets opened their new Citi Field today.  An impressive looking expensive structure, lots of hype, disappointing results.  Well, at least the Citi name fits.

This is the first week of the NHL playoffs, or as the Toronto Maple Leafs call it  – spring break.

Tuesday morning, the Obamas plan to officially introduce Bo, the new First Puppy.  This is the most attention paid to a dog in the White House since…

 – okay, I am not making this tacky of a joke. But if I were the punchline would involve Hillary Clinton or Monica Lewinsky.