On Monday NASA will launch a rescue mission to repair the aging Hubble telescope. Just how old is the Hubble? For the last few years the telescope has been orbiting earth with its left blinker on.
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ESPN hired Matt Millen, fired as the Detroit Lions general manager after an -0-16 season, as an expert football analyst.
Isn’t hiring Matt Millen now as an football analyst like hiring George W. Bush to teach English.
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Isn’t hiring Matt Millen as an expert football analyst like hiring Bristol Palin to preach abstinence?
Brett Favre sent an X-ray of his shoulder to the Minnesota Vikings. The Vikings will decide whether or not to make Favre an offer based on the report from the paleontologist.
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In an interview this week Joe the Plumber referred to gays as “queers” and said he doesn’t want his children around them. Well, I guess he’s not sending the kids to Catholic school.
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